The 'KMC SCRIPT' Game

JS: I brought mine.... OF all the places, why Star Trek? I hate Star trek! Did you whack hard enough?

LS: i did. apparently he went to the gay universe so we are stuck here with ppl that take along time to say a simple sentence.

JS: how do we get out though

LS: we hijack the largest ship they got and fly off to the cordinates of the star wars universe, find the head jedi, become jedi, use the force to go to the gay universe and hurt vinny, then we go bak to star wars, ensemble an army, and crus the trekkies.

JS: maybe we should kill vinny.... maybe everything will turn to normal after then...

LS: or maybe we will be stuck here forever.

JS: good point. i say we do what you said. look! there's the enterprise!

LS: cool lets take over the crew with jedi mind tricks

JS: I thought u said we had to learn how to become jedi

LS: we have lightsabers right

JS: right

LS: then we must be jedi or else we r messed up *pulls out his back up saber and duck tapes it to his blaster* lets go

JS: let's go...

Someone from the enterprise*i dunno anyone 😄 *: wrong! you're gonna alter the timeline! ... *keeps jammering on something about time travelling*

another crew-sucker: hey! who are you? *looks at JS and LS*

JS looks at LS. She force chokes the two.

LS *darth vader voice*: bring me to the captain of this ship.

*crew points to the cockpit then dies*

JS: i always wanted to do that...

riding up an elevatar LS and JS arrive on the bridge.

Captain Kirk: What r u doing here

JS chokes the security guards and crushes all the phazers

LS: this ship belongs to me and my freind

First lueitenant Spock: that is highly illogical that u could take command of this ship even with your freinds powers

LS: try me

kirk sees his chance and rushes LS

LS: fool *force shoves against wall* Pathetic

Spock then rushes LS only to be choked by JS

LS: y did u do that he waz a vulcan do u know wat that mean

JS: nope

LS: me neither lets atleast keep MCcoy and kirk alive

JS: Who

LS: the captain and the head medic

JS: how do u know this

LS: I had a trekie freind who blapped about this alot

JS: k

LS: *walks and sits in captains chair* set course for coruscant at watever is the fastest spped this can handle without blowing up

some bridge member: y should I

JS lifts hand in force choke move

bridge guy: yes sir and mam

*i love this thread... anyways..*

*arrives at coruscant*

Traffic control: unknown ship, this is traffic control. where is your heading and who the hell are you?

JS: this is the enerprise. Hi! I'm a jedi you know.

Traffic control: COme in.

Kirk shouts in the backround: HEYY!! We're hijacked! help us!

Traffic control: OH SHUT up prisoner.

LS: Yea u heard the traffic guy shut up

spock: wats a jedi

LS: I thought u killed him

JS: wow Vulcans r strong

Spock: thats illogical the reasobn i lived is that main chrac*choking sound*

LS: shut up dude

JS:dumb trekkie

the ship lands and r 2 heros r met by....

the council.

MAce: who are these fugitives?

JS: oh, they come from another movie.

Mace: movie?

LS: she means planet.

Mace: what planet?

LS: Jrmsfeatdss.

Mace: 😑

Spock: what on earth... where are-

LS: spock you aren supposed to be dead!

Spock: illogical

LS,JS,Council: STFU

JS: r we going to kill the trekkies now

LS: I changed my mind the council can do that we have to hurt vinny

JS: alright

*boards jedi starfighters*

as they blasted off, Jaeh watches as the council slaughters the trekkies.

JS: yay!

LS: off to the gay uni.

JS: where is that?

LS:next to the straight universe acroos from the lesbian universe

JS: *dizzy*

*arrives at seen and finds vinny at-

a gay bar in the bed in the bak

LS: lets wait until later and try to look like a couple

JS: r u hitting on me

LS: no i just don't want to look gay

JS: SURE

LS: shut up

JS: moves inches away from LS* COme one let's go in.

*after everything*

JS drags vinny outside. literally.

JS: now what?

LS: umm not sure

JS: maybe the council would have something to say. *shoots astun bolt in vinny to be sure*

*returns to coruscant. Then vinny wakes up.*

MAce: who is that?

JS: wat do we do with him

Yoda: a jedi we will become

vinny: woot jedi babes

LS: look wat u did

JS: jealous becuase i am a jedi babe

LS: shut up

JS: maybe yoda will do something...

*watches as yoda talk to vinny. seems interested.*

.. or not.

LS: just shut up.

JS: hmm... maybe vinny's the sith lord!

LS: if vinny is the sith lord then i like u

JS: umm LS

vinny then force lightnings everything

JS: you were saying

LS: I hate my life