The 'KMC SCRIPT' Game

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Maynard leaps at Vinny and gives him a great big hug. Vinny falls down and smashes his head on a Fluffy Pink Rock. He gets knocked out then awakes suddenly. Standing up he starts to talk with a deep southern accent.

Vinny: "Yall, I Shmoke"

Suddenly the universe changes and they are all in a southren Universe.

Dusty: It seems like Vinny controls this universe.

Maynard: 🤨

Lance: So you're Saying Vinny's a God?

WD: Yeah, it seems.

Vinny: Y'allz Idietz

Dusty: So if vinny controls the universe, why dont we try to get him to think of the regular universe.

Mist: I believe i can explain this one. *clears throat* Vinny is a douchebag.

Lance: Word Up.

*Vinny chokes on the smoke of his cigarette*

Maynard: I got it. *maynard then picks up a building and smashes it on vinny*

Dusty: How'd you do that?

Maynard: Simple, the southerners always use pixiesticks to make their buildings

Dusty: I did not know that

Maynard: Well you learn some-- *cut off by the changing universe*

*Which brings them to the OTF Universe as it was before it blew up*

WD: We're back in the OTF

Maynard: This must have been what it was like right before the explosion.

*Alpha......C....then enters*

AC: This it OTF, you're newbery has come to an end...

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Maynard: Oh please, No

Vinny: Y'allz Idietz

Dusty: So if vinny controls the universe, why dont we try to get him to think of the regular universe.

Mist: I believe i can explain this one. *clears throat* Vinny is a douchebag.

Lance: Word Up.

*Vinny chokes on the smoke of his cigarette*

Maynard: I got it. *maynard then picks up a building and smashes it on vinny*

Dusty: How'd you do that?

Maynard: Simple, the southerners always use pixiesticks to make their buildings

Dusty: I did not know that

Maynard: Well you learn some-- *cut off by the changing universe*

*Which brings them to the OTF Universe as it was before it blew up*

WD: We're back in the OTF

Maynard: This must have been what it was like right before the explosion.

*Alpha......C....then enters*

AC: This it OTF, you're newbery has come to an end...

Dusty woke up and grabbed at his face.

Dusty: What a cuckoo dream. Where are we?

TH: Damn Rubix Cube..

Vinny: I believe we are on the planet 'Dood'.

Dusty: WTF?

Vinny: Exactly.

Ken: So what are we doing here?

Dusty: ?

Vinny: looking for a small irish monk.

Dusty: 😕

Vinny: Yup..

Originally posted by Dusty
Dusty woke up and grabbed at his face.

Dusty: What a cuckoo dream. Where are we?

TH: Damn Rubix Cube..

Vinny: I believe we are on the planet 'Dood'.

Dusty: WTF?

Vinny: Exactly.

Ken: So what are we doing here?

Dusty: ?

Vinny: looking for a small irish monk.

Dusty: 😕

Vinny: Yup..

Vinny: And by a small Irish monk, i mean we're looking for the golden banana.

Ken: Not this crap, again.

Vinny: Yes, Kenny-pie, this crap again.

Maynard: Why do we keep him around?

Dusty: I was just starting to wonder that

TH: Son of a b*tch, there are just so many colors.

Vinny: We're here for your daughter, chuck.

Ken: I'm going to kill him.

Maynard: Fight Fight Fight.

Vinny: I Wanna put my Wang in you Dusty.

Dusty: 🤨

Dusty Wakes up Screaming*

Dusty: Oh My God Was a Scary Dream.

Dusty Looks over and sees Vinny sleeping by him*

Dusty: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tired Hiker comes out from under the covers*

TH: Be Quiet, You'll make the Rubix cube explode.

Dusty: Thats Not a Rubix Cube... Its My..

Tired Hiker: I Got it! *Cracks it into place*

Dusty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dusty Wakes up screaming on the Vagina Ship*

Maynard: Fight Fight.... What the hell, How'd We Get Here?

Vinny: I imagined being on the Vagina Ship.

Lance: Okay then...

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny: I Wanna put my Wang in you Dusty.

Dusty: 🤨

Dusty Wakes up Screaming*

Dusty: Oh My God Was a Scary Dream.

Dusty Looks over and sees Vinny sleeping by him*

Dusty: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tired Hiker comes out from under the covers*

TH: Be Quiet, You'll make the Rubix cube explode.

Dusty: Thats Not a Rubix Cube... Its My..

Tired Hiker: I Got it! *Cracks it into place*

Dusty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dusty Wakes up screaming on the Vagina Ship*

Maynard: Fight Fight.... What the hell, How'd We Get Here?

Vinny: I imagined being on the Vagina Ship.

Lance: Okay then...

Lyoko saver:*jumps out with nothin but his underwear and a blanket around his neck* I am here to save the day!

Vinny:cool droolio

everyone else: WTF! Not another one!

LS:y r we in a vagina

Vinny😖ex?

LS:*steps behind table* no

JS walks in.

Js: you're all crazy.... 😐

LS:yep

Vinny😖ex

Others: 🤨

JS: WTH is happenin here anyway?

*silence.. you can hear crickets..*

LS😖omething to do with a banna and vinny being a god. Also where r my pants

JS: What about vinny? ANd what's a banna?

Vinny: 😐

JS: Here. *throws pants*

LS:thnx*puts pants on* also vinny controls the universe

JS: WHYYYY oh WHYYYYY...... *passes out*

*wakes up on the floor*

JS: where are we?

LS: in a vagina ship over the remains of the otf

JS: but why?

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
JS: but why?

LS:were in a vagina ship becuase vinny is an idiot

vinny: 😕

LS: and i'm not sure about the otf

JS:Vinny, can't you think of anything else... 🙄 in all places in the world why here...

Vinny: 😛

JS: 😬

vinny: SEX!!!

LS and JS: *walks in other room and locks door*

LS: that should hold him

JS: I'm not sure if tats true if he is a god

LS: o yea

the universe then changes bak into the gay universe

LS:ahhhhhh *jumps into JS's arms*

JS:???

you got that right>> ???

JS: what in the space...?

vinny: YEA!!! *runs around asking for sex*

LS: I beleive Vinny has lost it

JS: yep

LS: can i get down now

JS: yea

LS:*he jumps down and runs over to vinny* lets hope this works

Vinny: huh

LS then whacks vinny and the universe turns into something from star trek

LS:I knew i should have brought my lightsaber