Sith = Virgin

Looking at it realistically, the sith obviously either never got any, or ain't getting it enough or not at all anymore

I mean take Prune Face (Sidious), he obviously got gipped at some point as he suddenly became all vengeful and world dominationey. My guess is he saw that as his way to show them all. Probably got locked in the spice hold in High School

Now Spike Boy (Maul), come on, those tatts might get some girls interested but that smile - dead in the water. I mean, for most guys to choose a girl it depends on whether they see themselves able to have sex with her whereas for most girls its whether they see themselves able to kiss him. And Maul ends that in a heartbeat the moment he smiles. Probably explains why he doesn't smile

Old Fart (Tyranus), Hmm, easy one, too old to get the old pump running. And no mention of viagra in the galaxy. Could have solved war if Padme had of slept with him though. 'Count Dooku, former Jedi Master and Count of Serenno passed away late last night from a suspected coronary. Sources say he died with a smile on his face though'. LOL

Roborooter (Vader), See, point in case, plenty of Nookie till he becomes sith. Then no action. Maybe they forgot to reattach that certain part after the total makeover. Whoever his stylist was should be shot though, That look just don't do it for the women. Even his Daughter who wasn't above the ol incestuous kiss here and there pretty much wanted to run away.

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Besides if they got laid more, then they wouldn't go around starting wars cause they would be enjoying a post root ciggie and chillin, not chopping people up

Happy people don't want to kill people. somethin about endorphins and such

Anakin(Who is Vader) isn't a virgin.

Palpatine had Roganda Ismaren, Ysanne Isard and a harem of Twi'lek women...he had nothing to prove

Originally posted by Lightsnake
Palpatine had Roganda Ismaren, Ysanne Isard and a harem of Twi'lek women...he had nothing to prove

Ew . . . Palpatine had sex with Isard? *vomits*

In all of Michael Stackpoles starwars books theirs a women.

Originally posted by Lightsnake
Palpatine had Roganda Ismaren, Ysanne Isard and a harem of Twi'lek women...he had nothing to prove

Anakin not a virgin. Read the opening sentence of my first post.

As for having Palps having a harem, A lot of people like having beautiful women around, does not mean that they are getting it on with them. A lot of people (Possibly even in SW galaxy) equate a bevy of beautiful women with success and power.

I agree with Escape about Ysanne Isaard. Just plain wrong. Plus there was never any mention about intimacy between his "Hands" and himself. Even though there is mention of Mara being his Concubine only implies a sexual relation, and there was nothing in the novels that included Mara that hinted at her ever having consumating her status with palps. Only her and Lando (Which was a ruse anyway) and her and Luke.

Mara Jade was the "Emperor's Hand"...

and we know what hands are used for sometimes...

What of Darth Traya?

Okay,

KOTOR II

Fish Eyes (Traya), Obviously never had the cock. I mean definate turn off to look at those eyes. She may be into girls though as she definately had the hots for the Exile. But I don't think that anyone of either sex was game to go there.

Elephant Man (Nihilus) Obviously compensating for gross disfigurement with that mask. I mean hear the way he talks, most likely suffered flesh rottage and has not much left of mouth including but not limited to lips, tongue, teeth, jaw and possibly all of the above. I mean, he basically just hisses.

Mr. Impotence (Sion) Broken and cracked flesh, More than obvious that something wouldn't work anymore. And if someone tried, quite possible that it may have broken off or become detachable. Not much good there

Um . . . (this thread's gonna get locked, lol) - but Traya did have a pretty strong fascination with Revan . . .

THis is not meant as a thread to P*** people off

More as one to provide humour and a laugh and to be a remedy for all the stressfull debates and arguements taking place in the other threads

Hopefully the moderators realise this and allow a bit of harmless joking for us - being all debators on this forum - to let off some quips designed to make everyone smile and relax rather than grit there teeth and headbut nearest wall

Im deeply offended about your comment regarding Count Dooku. 😐

HAHAHAHAHA. All the other ones are funny as though!! Well done!! 😆

I wonder what Sion's penis would look like...

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What the ****?!!

Originally posted by Generic Hero
I wonder what Sion's penis would look like...

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Umm..K?

He may have not been a Sith, but Desann had something going on with Tavion. So Dark Jedi do, but Sith don't eh?

What about the peeps from the tales of the jedi comics?

i dont think its a great priority for sith. their obsession with power and revenge would consume alot of their life. like sidious said in the vader novel, power is its own reward. vader was angry that his body was crippled and he couldnt enjoy all the perks power brings, and sidious told him that power itself is the only reward worth anything. but im sure if they have alot of sex their lust for power and domination would be a part of it...

This IS Star Wars, you know. Sex doesn't seem to exist. Padme got pregnant by hugging.