Sith = Virgin

I would start on the new sith (Legacy) but can't get my hands on the comics to be able to learn them

will look at Darth Bane and Plagueis once we have more knowledge on them.

If there are any other sith out there, let me know and will perform my unique brand of psychoanalysis on them for your reading entertainment.

Actually I should say that

SITH = NUN

as in

AINT GOT NUN
DONT WANT NUN
AINT GONNA GET NUN

I dont get it 😕

trust you Blaxican

If I could stop laughing long enough to type

I can give you a run down on the Legacy Sith. I'll say that most of the women Sith are not virgins, because Krayt knows how to handle his Sith hoes...

Meanwhile, all the other Sith guys are definitely virgins. Krayt don't let them touch.

Is Krayt able to survive without his giant armor then?

He uses the Force to bone them through the armor. ermm

Ew.. painful. His armors all unlunbriated and stuff...

So sith girls are into bondage and S&M.

Sweeet

No wonder the jedi feared the Dark Side.

(Image of Aayla tied spread eagled to a bed) - - - - -

Woooopss

Now we come to it at last

Frankensteins Bride (Darth Plagueis). Poor Poor Man, tried so hard to find a gf and not one girl in the universe would have him. So what is a Dark Lord to do. WHY CREATE A GIRL. so he manages to convince the Midi Chlorians to create life and out pops..............ANAKIN. Can't say it didn't work as he still got a whining *****. LOLOLOL

sorry for that blockage should have read B***H

I'm pretty sure Dooku was a pimp back in the day. Just like Clinton , he seems to be one of those dudes who can talk a ladies pants off.

Originally posted by Darth Callous
I'm pretty sure Dooku was a pimp back in the day. Just like Clinton , he seems to be one of those dudes who can talk a ladies pants off.

HAHAHAHAHAHA AMEN!!!!! 😱 😱

THATS THE BEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!!! WELL WRITTEN!!clapclapclapclapclap

You like Dooku?

Yes, He was a silver tongued devil. Very possible that he could have talked a girl out of her pants, or just force removed them. However, he still has the viagra problem

it don't exist in a galaxy far far away

Originally posted by Archangelysses
Yes, He was a silver tongued devil. Very possible that he could have talked a girl out of her pants, or just force removed them. However, he still has the viagra problem

it don't exist in a galaxy far far away

Or maybe he coulda Force-Gripped his cock to make it hard 😬...

Originally posted by Rampant ox
HAHAHAHAHAHA AMEN!!!!! 😱 😱

THATS THE BEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!!! WELL WRITTEN!!clapclapclapclapclap

Seriously......you like Dooku a bit too much, dude!

I'm a fan of Dooku, in fact he's my favorite villain in the PT; he has style, charisma, and debonair, BUT I don't worship his cock like YOU do!

Originally posted by overlord
You like Dooku?

Ya think? 😆

Originally posted by Darth Callous
Or maybe he coulda Force-Gripped his cock to make it hard 😬...

Seriously......you like Dooku a bit too much, dude!

I'm a fan of Dooku, in fact he's my favorite villain in the PT; he has style, charisma, and debonair, BUT I don't worship his cock like YOU do!

Ya think? 😆

You do realise that you mentioned the C word twice in that one post? Naughty naughty...

Sure hope Darth Callous is female or that is way too much preoccupation with the wrong c word then

😄 😄 😄 😛

Originally posted by Ushgarak
This IS Star Wars, you know. Sex doesn't seem to exist. Padme got pregnant by hugging.

HAHA 😆 🤣 😆

Yea i know its a little late haha