Youra face is retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, you just set yourself up so well, I couldn't resist.
ANd uh..even if we don't know about the Sith, we do know that Mace was getting some. He's Samuel L Jackson for crying out loud. He's probably banged Aayla, his own padawans....Padme... hell, thats probably why Anakin cut his arm off in the first place.
*Anakin comes home*
"Padme I'm back from the clone wars and-WHAT THE F*CK!" He yells as he walks into hsi room to see Padme giving Mace head.
Ew...Don't even wanna think about tat really...
Originally posted by Blaxican Hydra
Youra face is retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!Sorry, you just set yourself up so well, I couldn't resist.
ANd uh..even if we don't know about the Sith, we do know that Mace was getting some. He's Samuel L Jackson for crying out loud. He's probably banged Aayla, his own padawans....Padme... hell, thats probably why Anakin cut his arm off in the first place.
*Anakin comes home*
"Padme I'm back from the clone wars and-WHAT THE F*CK!" He yells as he walks into hsi room to see Padme giving Mace head.
Ew...Don't even wanna think about tat really...
lmao
Originally posted by Blaxican Hydra
Youra face is retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!Sorry, you just set yourself up so well, I couldn't resist.
ANd uh..even if we don't know about the Sith, we do know that Mace was getting some. He's Samuel L Jackson for crying out loud. He's probably banged Aayla, his own padawans....Padme... hell, thats probably why Anakin cut his arm off in the first place.
*Anakin comes home*
"Padme I'm back from the clone wars and-WHAT THE F*CK!" He yells as he walks into hsi room to see Padme giving Mace head.
Ew...Don't even wanna think about tat really...
OMG! HAHAHA
Okay,KOTOR II
Fish Eyes (Traya), Obviously never had the cock. I mean definate turn off to look at those eyes. She may be into girls though as she definately had the hots for the Exile. But I don't think that anyone of either sex was game to go there.
Elephant Man (Nihilus) Obviously compensating for gross disfigurement with that mask. I mean hear the way he talks, most likely suffered flesh rottage and has not much left of mouth including but not limited to lips, tongue, teeth, jaw and possibly all of the above. I mean, he basically just hisses.
Mr. Impotence (Sion) Broken and cracked flesh, More than obvious that something wouldn't work anymore. And if someone tried, quite possible that it may have broken off or become detachable. Not much good there
LMAO!!!
Omg this thread is too funny.
I know why Palpatine could not have sex. He decided to see how it felt to sent a little tingle of force lighting on his **** one day when he was all alone. Well he overdid it and it become all wrinkle and old looking. Messed up so much that viagra would not even help him get it up. Remember what his force lightning did to his face after all. lol
As for Anakin. The only chick he was ever with was Padme. He didn't know how to talk to girls. And I doubt he even got any other girls in between episodes 1 and 2 because he was to busy missing her. Then to make matters worse, once he became all mechanicle he flipped out because he realized his **** was no longer there. He realized that right after he was told Padme was dead. That was the reason he shook the whole building. lol
Dooku, well I bet he got action earlier on in life. As he got older he was forced to realy on Viagra. if they even had any. To make matters worse his bowels were not as reguler so he was constipated quite often. It is no wonder he went to the dark side.
Yoda- Not sure what action he got before the fall of the jedi. But I bet he has constipation problems too. Just look how he walked. We know he was not getting any action on Dagobah. If I had been Luke I would have been afraid to walk into the hut of Yoda's. lol
Do not think Obi-Wan got much action in the PT time period. As for his time spent hiding on Tatooine. Well I am sure after a while he got sick of talking to Qui-Gon and made frequant trips to Mos Eisly and used the force to pick up chicks and shack up at the local motel. lol
Now we look at
Mr. Cunnilinguphobia (Darth Malak). Obviously we have one really twisted dude here. This guy is definately Mysognistic. I mean to purposefully remove your bottom jaw just to install a nice red light, all because he has an irrational fear about exploring a female tongue style. Somehow I think Bastila might be to blame for this. Either that or Revan suggested his old Teacher as the prime candidate. Ol' Fish Eyes would probably have me removing my tongue as well.
Mr Nobody. (Darth Revan). Now this one is easy. Poor guy can't remember things. I mean, he wouldn't remember dates, phone calls, or names. Or even how to get it up. Might have even opted for cosmetic surgery after discovering said appendage. "Whats this thing for again". I mean the last thing you want when you pick up is to get home and not even realise you forgot to bring the GIRL.
Beverly Hills 90210 Rejected Lead (Darth Bandon) I mean think about this. This dark lord of the mirror sith could not stop mirror looking into mirror anything that would mirror reflect his image mirror back to him. No wonder he was such a pushover, probably tried to see his mirror reflection in your mirror lightsaber. Also was rejected from having a part in above TV show. Instead the part went to Brandon, no wonder he can't stop mirror checking on himself. Being knocked back from said show mirror would create a low self esteem. Due to all this mirror looking, a girl would only block his view mirror of himself. "Damn woman, get out of my way, I can't see myself"
Tales of the Jedi,
Eunuch (Freedon Nadd) - enough said. He Freed his own Nadds. Drastic, but guaranteed to keep you out of the henhouse so to speak. Rumoured to be highly sought by the Sith Galaxy Choir. SOmething about having a new found ability to sing a much higher soprano.
Pussy Hater (Exar Kun). Easy one here. I mean take his name. Ex's are C***s. Pure and simple. Probably did have a girlfriend at some stage. But she saw his lightsaber and thought it was a vibroblade. Next thing you know his wielding a double (donger) ender. Clearly hates women by now. Also explains why he was so mad at his master Vodo Siosk Bas. Anyone else smell fish.
Please F*** Me (Ulic Qel-Droma). Now this guy was so horny. 24/7. And along comes his absolute dream girl. Nomi Sunrider. Blast IT. she's a Jedi. Can't get involved. What shall I do? How do I bang this girl? Blasted Jedi Code. I know. Destroy Republic, Kill Jedi, End Code. Root Girl. Another great jedi brought down because he wanted to go to pussy town.