Tell your biggest lies...... · The Off-Topic Forum

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by SelphieT
oh its to your parents? well......I've lied a bizillion times........how am I supposed to remember?

😂 Yeah me too. I'm trying to think of some big ones.

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Nobody said you had to come in here, noob. God I hate stupid people.

You hate yourself?

GCG Red Bull

"She is in bed cause I am checking here temperature" hmm

Sanctuary -

I don't lie. 🪩

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by lord xyz
You hate yourself?

Your age shows. I don't even have to look at your profile. 😂

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I don't lie. 🪩

O RLY? No, seriously, do you really not lie to your parents? I didn't think that was possible. Cool!

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I don't lie. 🪩

hahaha good one, you're lying right now

SelphieT you teasing like you do

This one time my friends were over and we had some beers that my mom left in the fridge, hahaha, and when my mom came back home from work the next morning she asked if I drank them, and I said no, I was trying to get the grapes from the fridge and accidently broke some of the bottles 😄 ....she believed it, or so I think 😂

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by SelphieT
This one time my friends were over and we had some beers that my mom left in the fridge, hahaha, and when my mom came back home from work the next morning she asked if I drank them, and I said no, I was trying to get the grapes from the fridge and accidently broke some of the bottles 😄 ....she believed it, or so I think 😂

😱 That's fantastic! I have some pretty good stories that I've lied about but they're not sanitary for KMC's public viewing eyes. 🙂

SelphieT you teasing like you do

hehehehe yeah, another one:

I swear I wasn't looking at anything bad on the computer!!!!!!

😂

cain marko Supreme Member

i once put my fist through our back door window the day before our house was getting viewed and said i 'accidently fell into it' i didnt ma sister locked me out on purpose and i was banging to get her attention....cut all my arm. was double glazed aswel

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by SelphieT
hehehehe yeah, another one:
I swear I wasn't looking at anything bad on the computer!!!!!!
😂

Lol. You sound like me.

Wild-Cherry Make me want it.

Well i have alot...hmm

Ok, one time with my other family, my mom found a pack of condoms in my room and i told her I had to do a science project on the latex. 😂

§cimitar Senior Member

I racked up $6,000 dollars in international phone calls so I told him that I didn't.

It worked. 😐

Wild-Cherry Make me want it.

should i be feeling incredibly guilty right now? 😬

Flamboyant4Life Out of my element

About three weeks ago I was at my aunt's summer home in Pennsylvania with my family. And I was playing some PS2, and my little brother came in and turned the game off right when I was about to win a race. So I ran upstairs, punched a hole in the wall and told my parents that I tripped going up the stairs.

§cimitar Senior Member

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
should i be feeling incredibly guilty right now? 😬

Nah, it wasn't you. 😊 You're not international anyway 😛

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Well i have alot...hmm
Ok, one time with my other family, my mom found a pack of condoms in my room and i told her I had to do a science project on the latex. 😂

😱 That's great.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
should i be feeling incredibly guilty right now? 😬

No. 🙂

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
About three weeks ago I was at my aunt's summer home in Pennsylvania with my family. And I was playing some PS2, and my little brother came in and turned the game off right when I was about to win a race. So I ran upstairs, punched a hole in the wall and told my parents that I tripped going up the stairs.

You mean you told them that you tripped and somehow punched a hole in the wall or tripped and got angry at that so went upstairs and punched a hole in the wall?

§cimitar Senior Member

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
[B]No. 🙂/B]

Exactly, because it wasn't her fault and it happened like two years ago. 😊

RedAlertv2 Senior Member

I rarely have to lie to my parents, because I do a good job of concealing my misdeeds

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

i am a fat pig.