Tell your biggest lies......

Started by silver_tears5 pages

Originally posted by Mišt
Ooh see I knew that was coming, I even considered posting it in my post 'Do not reply with myself being included' but I thought there just might be a rare chance that you might have some original materialmhm

Poor form Ireneth, poor form indeed....just like in bed HA I got in firstmhm

Tsk tsk, it's sad really when you have no come-back just excuses. ❌

Give me a break, I just got home an hour ago after working for 7 hoursdisgust

I'm unemployed, sleep till 3 pm sometimes, and get money from mother dearest for all my needs 🙂
Yeap, I can totally relate to you 😛

Originally posted by Mišt
Give me a break, I just got home an hour ago after working for 7 hoursdisgust
Mist.... I have to break this to you, I'm sorry I've been lieing...

I'm straight. I hope you can understand. cry

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm unemployed, sleep till 3 pm sometimes, and get money from mother dearest for all my needs 🙂
Yeap, I can totally relate to you 😛

Im employed, sleep until 9am if Im lucky, and work for 20+hours for my money😐

Yep I can totally marry you and expect financial support😍 *snort* disgust

Originally posted by §cimitar
Mist.... I have to break this to you, I'm sorry I've been lieing...

I'm straight. I hope you can understand. cry

So you've been telling me you're gay all this time, even though I repeatedly told you Im not?hmm Thats kinda gaydodgy

Originally posted by Mišt
Im employed, sleep until 9am if Im lucky, and work for 20+hours for my money😐

Yep I can totally marry you and expect financial support😍 *snort* disgust

We both know you'd be marrying me for the amazing sex I can provide for you on a regular basis disgust
The money's just an added bonus eyes

Ok you got me theremisthmm

As long as I can have Carlos my mechanic on the side we're cool ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
True says, whatever lifts your skirt up 😄
was that ment to be an insult? 😕

No, it's like whatever floats your boat, whatever tickles your pickles type thing 😄

My pickle is easily tickled.

Originally posted by silver_tears
No, it's like whatever floats your boat, whatever tickles your pickles type thing 😄
ah okay 😮 sorry

The dog did it..

I was NOT biting the cats ear!!!!! Why would I do that!?

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
That I tripped, and instinctively put my hand out (which was already in fist mode) to brace my fall, and I stuck it too far out where the wall was.

LOL That's great. I don't have stairs so I can't try that. 😛
Originally posted by silver_tears
I had a bf for months, I told my mum I was going out with the girls 😖leep:

I've done that too. I got caught though and blamed it on the girl I was "supposed" to be going out alone with. 😄
Originally posted by Ronny
pretty much, "eww oral sex looks nasty, I'd never do that. no matter how much javier begs me"

ooo... i should get him to beg droolio


Hellz yeah!
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm unemployed, sleep till 3 pm sometimes, and get money from mother dearest for all my needs 🙂
Yeap, I can totally relate to you 😛

You sound like me!