Tell your biggest lies......

Started by LiL nAstY GirL5 pages
LiL nAstY GirL Paparazzi

I told my mom I was a lesbo to get out of being set up with her friends son.

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

my ex boyfriend was gay.

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by §cimitar
Exactly, because it wasn't her fault and it happened like two years ago. 😊

😄
Originally posted by RedAlertv2
I rarely have to lie to my parents, because I do a good job of concealing my misdeeds

I rarely have to too, but when I do, most of the time those "rare lies" are pretty big. *Fixes angel wingies*
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i am a fat pig.

Me too...God all 120 lbs. 🙂

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I told my mom I was a lesbo to get out of being set up with her friends son.

Have you told her otherwise yet?

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

hhmm...

I am a Titanic surviver. 😐

Mr. Bacon Who?

im naked

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

I have jumped off the Eiffel Tower.😄

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
hhmm...

I am a Titanic surviver. 😐


Did you read my first post?

Mr. Bacon Who?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Did you read my first post?

yea but i cant think of any so we make them up

SelphieT you teasing like you do

my computer crashed, reason why I wasn't on last night, but now its back up. I told my mom I had no idea what happened, yet I do know.....hehehehe, and I partly blamed it on the cat. 😂

Punkyhermy like memory in motion
Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Did you read my first post?

No. 🥷

*ahem*

Okay...lets see...hhm...this is hard..I rarely ever lie to them...so I'll have to think...

Mr. Bacon Who?

ye ai rarely lie to my parents, last time i did was about a party that was here hwile they were away 🥷

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

haha. Somebody must have cleaned up real well...😄

Mr. Bacon Who?

✅ 😛

i woke up early and cleaned

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

lol. 😛

hmm...wow..this is really hard for me...when did I last lie to mom and dad? I dunno...😕

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
yea but i cant think of any so we make them up

Lying about lying, eh? *Points finger at you*

LiL nAstY GirL Paparazzi

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
😄

I rarely have to too, but when I do, most of the time those "rare lies" are pretty big. *Fixes angel wingies*

Me too...God all 120 lbs. 🙂

Have you told her otherwise yet?

yeah

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
yeah

Haha! Did she get mad?

SelphieT you teasing like you do

I told my mom that my friend Mimi was the only one smokin cigs.........heh heh heh heh

Cpt.Morgan Senior Member

no im not the 1 that cloged the toilet

Flamboyant4Life Out of my element

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
😱 That's great.

No. 🙂

You mean you told them that you tripped and somehow punched a hole in the wall or tripped and got angry at that so went upstairs and punched a hole in the wall?

That I tripped, and instinctively put my hand out (which was already in fist mode) to brace my fall, and I stuck it too far out where the wall was.