What if men got pregnant?

Started by Arcana5 pages

Dear Lord... what a horrid thought to contemplate... and where would the little bugger come out?

There would be a lot better tv line up during the day.haha

Originally posted by Arcana
Dear Lord... what a horrid thought to contemplate... and where would the little bugger come out?

Pee-hole.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
This is true.

But they would be handsome lil buggers.

Or beautiful lil ladies, if they took after you, their mommy.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But they would be handsome lil buggers.

Or beautiful lil ladies, if they took after you, their mommy.

Well, they'd be prostitutes either way.

They'd Also Have Antlers. But they;d be hung like a Moose.

God a Man would go through labour for a day just to get the Shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Well, they'd be prostitutes either way.

Or Porn stars.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They'd Also Have Antlers. But they;d be hung like a Moose.

God a Man would go through labour for a day just to get the Shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby.

hmm true
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Or Porn stars.
My child will not be a porn star 😠

Prostitutes glare

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Or Porn stars.
hm Maybe...

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They'd Also Have Antlers. But they;d be hung like a Moose.

God a Man would go through labour for a day just to get the Shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby.

I understood some of that.

'Get the shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby' really fukked me over though. 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Well, they'd be prostitutes either way.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They'd Also Have Antlers. But they;d be hung like a Moose.

God a Man would go through labour for a day just to get the Shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Or Porn stars.

Wow I'll love coming right in the middle of conversation between the men on this site. You never know what they're gonna say.😊

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
hmm true My child will not be a porn star 😠

Prostitutes glare

Ok Ok, prostitutes...but they have to go to college.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I understood some of that.

'Get the shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby' really fukked me over though. 😕

It's called, 'Anti-spellcheck syndrome'.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok Ok, prostitutes...but they have to go to college.
Fine, but you have to use your money that you got from the beastiality circuit.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Fine, but you have to use your money that you got from the beastiality circuit.

Why should I have to do that? YOU use the money from that Bukkake tour you were on.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why should I have to do that? YOU use the money from that Bukkake tour you were on.
You know i have to pay for my grandmama's dentures. 😬

shock

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You know i have to pay for my grandmama's dentures. 😬

Let her go without. Her clients like it better without them.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Let her go without. Her clients like it better without them.

😂 clapping

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Let her go without. Her clients like it better without them.
Yeah, I guess we can split the cost. I guess i can dip into our gay porn productions money fund.