What if men got pregnant?

Started by Uneeklyconfused5 pages
Uneeklyconfused Fujoshi
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Let her go without. Her clients like it better without them.

oh dear Jebus 😑...

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
😂 clapping

Thankya verry much.....

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yeah, I guess we can split the cost. I guess i can dip into our gay porn productions money fund.

Or do the smart thing and whore the baby out. People will be so interested in seeing the baby you can make a killing off the kid. With that money you can pay for college, life insurance and have enough cash left over for yours truly.eyes

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yeah, I guess we can split the cost. I guess i can dip into our gay porn productions money fund.

Ha ha ha. Dip in - Gay Porn. You're punny.

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Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or do the smart thing and whore the baby out. People will be so interested in seeing the baby you can make a killing off the kid. With that money you can pay for college, life insurance and have enough cash left over for yours truly.eyes
hmm I can't think in this condition

*rubs nipples*

Much better hmm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ha ha ha. Dip in - Gay Porn. You're punny.

I know lookaround.

It took me a good 4 hours to think of.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thankya verry much.....

I figured I owed you at least that.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
hmm I can't think in this condition

*rubs nipples*

Much better hmm

I know lookaround.

It took me a good 4 hours to think of.

*puts mouth on nipples* Better or worse?

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or do the smart thing and whore the baby out. People will be so interested in seeing the baby you can make a killing off the kid. With that money you can pay for college, life insurance and have enough cash left over for yours truly.eyes

We're not freaks you know. We won't exploit our love child for money.

Oh, Alex, Trojan called about the naming rights to junior.

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Originally posted by LethalFemme
*puts mouth on nipples* Better or worse?
Less teeth scared
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
We're not freaks you know. We won't exploit our love child for money.

Oh, Alex, Trojan called about the naming rights to junior.

What did they propose?

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
We're not freaks you know. We won't exploit our love child for money.

Oh, Alex, Trojan called about the naming rights to junior.

Fine all I'm saying is think of what best for the baby. You and Alex have lucrative incomes but, your careers as man whores won't last forever.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Less teeth scared What did they propose?

*suck s nipple* How about now?

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Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine all I'm saying is think of what best for the baby. You and Alex have lucrative incomes but, your careers as man whores won't last forever.
What@?!!?!?! cry

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Originally posted by LethalFemme
*suck s nipple* How about now?
Slightly better

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
[/sm] What did they propose?

They won't talk to me. They wanted the lady of the house.

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
They won't talk to me. They wanted the lady of the house.
I hope they go with Tree Trunk Charlie.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
What@?!!?!?! cry

Well I didn't want to say anything but, Stefano called he said he's dropping you rate to a flat fee. No more extra cash for performing such acts as The Dirty Sanchez, Filthy Ramirez, Chili Dog, or Reverse Dolphin. They're all part of your standard routine now.

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine all I'm saying is think of what best for the baby. You and Alex have lucrative incomes but, your careers as man whores won't last forever.

The hell they won't.

At least, my will. I found the elixir of life. All I need to do now is secure it. It's somewhere in Hogwarts....... slyNow how to get IN there and retrieve it.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Slightly better

You're right my nipple does feel better when I use less teeth.😊

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well I didn't want to say anything but, Stefano called he said he's dropping you rate to a flat fee. No more extra cash for performing such acts as The Dirty Sanchez, Filthy Ramirez, Chili Dog, or Reverse Dolphin. They're all part of your standard routine now.

😆 😂 🤣

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Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well I didn't want to say anything but, Stefano called he said he's dropping you rate to a flat fee. No more extra cash for performing such acts as The Dirty Sanchez, Filthy Ramirez, Chili Dog, or Reverse Dolphin. They're all part of your standard routine now.
I've always been quite atuned to the Cleveland Steamer.