What if men got pregnant?

Originally posted by Leo.M
Ever think about that? shock

If we had to be the ones to have the kids and what it would be like? scared

I'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice and I think I'd die giving birth 😆

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The hell they won't.

At least, my will. I found the elixir of life. All I need to do now is secure it. It's somewhere in Hogwarts....... slyNow how to get IN there and retrieve it.

You can always sleep your way into there. I here Professor Snape has had his eyes upon since third year.naughty

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I imagine there would a fantastic niche market for men's maternity {paternity?} fashion wear. ✅ It would be brilliant.

Let's go into business together.😱

...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 😂 🤣

Thanks for returning the favor.😛

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I've always been quite atuned to the Cleveland Steamer.

You're also pretty good at the Snow Blower.✅

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You can always sleep your way into there. I here Professor Snape has had his eyes upon since third year.naughty

I won't lower myself to do such menial tasks.

Rev, get in there and sleep with Snape! 😠

oh my... gotta love kmc and the convos that go on here..

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thanks for returning the favor.😛

You're also pretty good at the Snow Blower.✅

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Let's go into business together.😱

I can get a huge diamond necklace finally. *dances under the stars*

....not sure why...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I won't lower myself to do such menial tasks.

Rev, get in there and sleep with Snape! 😠

From what my sources tell me if you can give a good rim job he'll do whatever you want.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I won't lower myself to do such menial tasks.

Rev, get in there and sleep with Snape! 😠

Then there wouldn't be so many man-whores.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Now, you say snowblower, is that similar to the Snowball?

No with a snowball you swallow it the exact opposite with a snow blower.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Yay!! 😱 Already got a business partner, now we just have to endorse male pregnancy and then we shall be millionaires. evillaugh

I can get a huge diamond necklace finally. *dances under the stars*

....not sure why...

The dancing or the necklace?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Son of a *****. This is the last time.

Yeah yeah...and while you're at it, give him a rim job like the sexy lady said.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Ever think about that? shock

If we had to be the ones to have the kids and what it would be like? scared

I'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice and I think I'd die giving birth 😆

The abortion rate would drop drastically, as most men take an unexpected problem as a challange, rather than whine about "I'm not ready for this, I can't handle it."

If hard shit happens to us in life, we deal with it and keep on gathering & hunting.

We just raise more hunters.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No with a snowball you swallow it the exact opposite with a snow blower.

The dancing or the necklace?

Oh, i'm going to need another thinking nipple suck.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No with a snowball you swallow it the exact opposite with a snow blower.

The dancing or the necklace?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
interesting. hmm

Oh, i'm going to need another thinking nipple suck.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
interesting. hmm

Oh, i'm going to need another thinking nipple suck.

You do know I was sucking my own?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
The dancing....and the stars. They could be replaced for the sun...or rain if needs be.

OMG I just realized pregnant men = fat men. We can make a killing of of workout gear.