Roger Ebert: Idiot

Started by TheFilmProphet6 pages
Originally posted by Wolfie
Yeah. He was more criticizing the character of Superman rather than the movie itself.

He did the exact same thing with the Fantastic Four, when they said "Dr. Doom is kind of like the second cousin of the Silver Surfer." They begin to poke fun at the comics and characters that aren't even included in the film.

Is the show version of the review or his actual writting one?

He's not attacking the actual characters in the comic book, he's attacking the bad script and bad acting in the movies about the characters.

Originally posted by Smasandian
Is the show version of the review or his actual writting one?

He's not attacking the actual characters in the comic book, he's attacking the bad script and bad acting in the movies about the characters.

The one I referred to was on television.

Not in the Fantastic Four review my friend, you have to see it before you come to this conclusion. 😬

I don't know this guy, but I am almost positive he is an idiot for two reasons.

a) Silver Surfer 🤨 ...Dr. Doom 🤨 ....idiot ✅ (clear?)

and more importantly

b) he suggested a kid would be a good addition in a movie ( I know you will say, "it's jsut his opinion, it can't be wrong, it doesn't make him stupid"...and well..YOU ARE WRONG)

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet

I'll let you listen to what happened,
http://viewaskew.com/news/jul06/joel.mp3

I heard that episode of the Opie & Anthony show, it was excellent, they ripped Joel a new *******.

I never liked his review of Fight Club all those years ago, the smarmy **edit**...

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
The one I referred to was on television.

Not in the Fantastic Four review my friend, you have to see it before you come to this conclusion. 😬

Well, I guess his written one means nothing right?

He didnt suggest the actual kid would be better for Superman, he meant the type of character the kid is.

Originally posted by Smasandian
Well, I guess his written one means nothing right?

He didnt suggest the actual kid would be better for Superman, he meant the type of character the kid is.

Still a kid.

Originally posted by Smasandian
Well, I guess his written one means nothing right?

He didnt suggest the actual kid would be better for Superman, he meant the type of character the kid is.

They weren't the same review, the one I'm referring to featured both Ebert & Roeper. 😬

I wasn't disputing that, but either way he did say he wanted him to be more like one of the Spy Kids which disconcerining.

It's no secret, the guy really seems to exhibit a rather hostile attitude when it comes to reviweing comic book flicks.

By this point in the review, are you growing a little restless? What am I gonna do, list names and actors and superpowers and nicknames forever?

The Fantastic Four are, in short, underwhelming. The edges kind of blur between them and other superhero teams. That's understandable. How many people could pass a test right now on who the X-Men are and what their powers are? Or would want to?

Unlike the others, who look normal except when actually exhibiting superpowers, he looks like - well, he looks like his suits would fit The Hulk, just as the Human Torch looks like The Flash, and the Invisible Woman reminds me of Storm in "X-Men."

What's more it also seems like he can't review one of them without stereotyping the characters by comparing them with others merely based on their gender or colors.

I think Ebert has a point that the Fantastic Four looks like a generic superhero movie, which it is and that the characters portrayed in the movie look and act like any other comic book character portrayed in movies.

If the movie is good, he wouldnt of said that, like his reviews of Spider-Man 2 and Batman Begins.

Yes, the kid in Spy Kids is a kid. But Ebert is saying that the character emotions would of been for Superman Returns, in his opinion.

Again, I say to that, don't review a movie in which you don't like the source material. It's not Tim Story's fault if the FF aren't your favorites.

The only superhero movies a critique like that would be suitable for is original superhero movies (i.e. Darkman).

Wtf? The Human Torch is too similar to the Flash? 🤨

Are you kidding me?

Re: Re: Roger Ebert: Idiot

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Wtf? The Human Torch is too similar to the Flash? 🤨

Are you kidding me?

They create these absurd reviews, then are confused as to why some people are upset by them. *sigh*

Originally posted by Wolfie
Again, I say to that, don't review a movie in which you don't like the source material. It's not Tim Story's fault if the FF aren't your favorites.

The only superhero movies a critique like that would be suitable for is original superhero movies (i.e. Darkman).

Wolfie has has summed it up best, can not stress these statements more.

[I]Ebert and Roeper Shouldn't be Allowed to Rate Comic Book Movies Anymore

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Wtf? The Human Torch is too similar to the Flash? 🤨

Are you kidding me?

They create these absurd reviews, then are confused as to why some people are upset by them. *sigh*

Originally posted by Wolfie
Again, I say to that, don't review a movie in which you don't like the source material. It's not Tim Story's fault if the FF aren't your favorites.

The only superhero movies a critique like that would be suitable for is original superhero movies (i.e. Darkman).

Wolfie has has summed it up best, can not stress these statements more.

Ebert and Roeper Shouldn't be Allowed to Rate Comic Book Movies Anymore

That man cant be that stupid...

and yeah, he shouldnt be allowed to rate em anymore...

the 12 year olds in the comic section raving about wolverine would be better suited...

Apologies for the double-post earlier, PC was on the fritz. 😉

god, give the guy a break!!! He's horribly ill and in recovery!!!

Originally posted by Wolfie
Again, I say to that, don't review a movie in which you don't like the source material. It's not Tim Story's fault if the FF aren't your favorites.

It is however Tim Story's fault for ruining the FF movie if they are your favirote characters 😄

Either way though Ebert's review for it was crap and his reasons for it were awful

Yes. If you're a fan of the FF and hated the movie, review away!

I, personally, like the FF and like the movie.

..Fantastic Four was a horrible mess of a movie.

"Let's not fight."
"No..let's."

I mean..wtf? We already know Jessica's just there for T 'n A. I was REAL disappointed in Chikless' ( spelling someone? ) performance of Ben. The guy they got to be Reed is just..bland. About the only redeeming quality of the cast is the guy they got to play Johnny. Everything else about the film was...bad.

Oh. Ebert and Roper wouldn't know a good film if it jumped up and bit them in the ass.