The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

I'm alone. 31

ME TOO. weep

Why didn't you go home?

I didn't want to travel to Florida to be with my mom and sis, and my dad is with his new wife in Austin, so no thanks there either.

But I got a Christmas text from my soon to be ex-wife. haermm ermmnone

Oh I did

I was talking about my brother having a girlfriend and my sister having her husband while I have no 2D girl haermm

I only live an hour from my mom's house ermmnone

Did you text her back a picture message with haermm?

Oh cool.

What did you get for Christmas?

I got an iTunes gift card from my dad, a really nice pair of brown leather slip on loafers from my mom, and my sister gave me money. I really like the shoes, I think they'll help me with my new look when I pick up women.

I didn't text her anything. ermmnone

Her mom and younger sister called me, which was a little weird. I return to work tomorrow weep

Some gift cards. srug Shit sucks but I'm not too greedy so it's alright.

haermm Text her a picture of me

I have work on Tuesday, get on my level 13

Nigga the verge is giving away 4 galaxy nexus phones, but you need to enter before tonight ends.

I'll send her that pic you took of your arm.

I make money, not chump change haermm

If I win I'll send it to you.

Send her a picture of my nipples.

huhu. I spend 50% of the time on youtube though, can't really complain because it's not real work.

If I win I'll keep it, and upload an unboxing video just for you haermm

Post that pic on KMC first.

bis. I got a call from my co-worker Friday, and she told me that we're going to be segregating the wifi routers. Regular employees get the crap internet that's all restricted, and the "office" people will be getting the enhanced Comcast speeds of 28mbps.

BUS SEND IT MY WAY

Haermm I love my office internet. That's part of the reason I go in on Saturdays for like 10 hours. That's when I get my youtube in.

OK, if I win, I'll send it to you for a loaner, but if you don't send it back, I'm slitting your throat.

I never find anything good besides tech reviews on YouTube.

Go right ahead, I have nothing to live for.

There's lots of good stuff.

You can live vicariously through me? cryoh

Have you ever seen the vids miss Hannah minx puts out? If not you should.

I don't want you ****ing Alexis.

Link me.

It's as close as you're gonna get fool.

http://www.youtube.com/user/misshannahminx?blend=1&ob=4

True.

HELL NO **** THAT *****

haermm

Seriously why

Why what?

I dunno