The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

ermmnone

**** I feel like a fatass

Did you inhale a lot of food?

Yes

I ate a full box of Hamburger Helper

Like 2/3 French Bread like you said 13

And like most of a 2 liter of Mt Dew

😐

2/3 a loaf of French bread? haermm

I never said eat all that. ermmnone

Well I couldn't finish it but I wanted to give specifics. ermmhappy

Yes you did. 😐

Quote me on where I said eat until your sick. creepermm

You deleted it. ermmnone

Lies, I will not stand idly by while my good name(s) is slandered about.

mhm

I'll be your friend if you change your name to Barker_Forever

I already got that tattooed over my heart.

I POSTED A HILARIOUS COMMENT ON ENGADGET AND IT GOT DELETED

Goddamn it it was glorious too

The socialists at that site don't appreciate good humor

**** It was good

Post it here, if you can remember

Some guy was bitching about how they always put Ma Bell in the AT&T articles and I go all

**** I don't remember

ermmnone

It was like

Since AOL only cares about page views and not actual content, they've instructed the Engadget editors to use the phrase "ma bell" in their AT&T articles, to attract views from people who may be searching gogle for things such as "maybelline", "michelle beatles", or "unfunny jokes".

Source: The Verge

I lol'd at myself

You are comedy genius.