The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

Strawberry fields

Hey did you ever hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, and the black preacher?

No but I am intrigued.

Well tutns out they wouldn't let the preacher into the bar they picked.

haermm xD oh thorns you slay me

I spelled turns wrong.

xomfg

herb

So...so I...so I said to Mable, I said.... herbshock

Ugly 16 year old keeps hitting on me, implying she wants to make out

I just want to troll her

What do

It's not 2D girl either, before you say crackers

How ugly?

Like so ugly you'd be embarrassed?

Or just a little ugly, but you'll still be laughed at?

Pretty ugly, I'm keeping friends with her in case she has any other hot friends I could try to crack onto crackers

Like decent enough to **** but when you wake up you're like oh god what have I done

srug

So she has a nice body, but just blah in the face area?

I'd hit it, but make it clear this is strictly a sex thing. If she doesn't go for it, then **** her, and find another whore.

Originally posted by Thoren
So she has a nice body, but just blah in the face area?

I'd hit it, but make it clear this is strictly a sex thing. If she doesn't go for it, then **** her, and find another whore.

cryl haermm, the next problem is she's 16 and I'm 20 crackers

I thought you were still 19. srug

Well, she is young, and you don't want to register as a sex offender lol. So keep off the young meat.

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salute will do oh wise one

Buy a hooker every now and then. So you don't get the yips

I think you forgot I live in the Utah

Dude, there are hookers in the Vatican, there are hookers in Utah.

big ones small ones some as big as your head

Some as big as dinosaurs