The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

i keep ****ing dozing off

Do you have a tumor?

No but I'm tired as shit

Stop rubbing one out so often.

make me

Cut your wee wee off nigga!

would you like to see the text on my telephone

You still use a telephone?

itelaphone

I got another iPhone. 😐

Windows phone 7.5 just wasn't doing it for me. 😐

Was it a 4S?

😐

No.

Maybe next year.

😐

Or if my slave/wife wants to buy me one for Christmas, then that'll be okay too.

Heh heh YEAH

TEACH THAT ***** WHO'S BOSS haermm

ermmnone

I would, but I think she could kick my ass. ermmnone

No lies.

haermm

Seriously noneermm

Well she has been practicing 3 different styles of martial arts since she was 6, so yeah seriously.

I've only been studying Thai kickboxing since I was 20.

ermmnone

Jesus noneermm

How did you ever approach her

I didn't know she was a bad-ass until we started dating. haermm

It's a bit of a turn on though. ermmnone

noneermm Is she "the man" during coitus?

No.

She lets me be the man. You know, I could take her if I had too. ermmnone