The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

You should piledrive her into the bed noneermm

Then ravage her unconscious body ermmnone

Tombstone piledriver? ermmnone

I could do that without the creepy unconscious part. noneermm

No a full jumping 360 piledriver with frontflip and theatrics.

I couldn't. ermmnone

Well this isn't Street Fighter, and I doubt I could jump and twist in the air while carrying her. noneermm

Well, that says loads about you. Are you going to invest in the DRD? ermmnone

Hit the gym then, Urkel. noneermm

I don't understand your question. ermmnone

Nigga I'm 167lbs of almost all muscle. ermmnone

The date rape drug. Will you invest in it, or will you simply subdue your woman with wrestling moves. noneermm biscuits

I weigh more than you and I'm a twig. noneermm

Oh. I'll probably use both. When I finally coerce 2D girl into coitus I will drug her and then give her a Stone Cold Stunner

And then take her from behind while giving her a crippler crossface. crackers ermmnone biscuits 13 haermm 😐

Are you tall? ermmnone

Sounds like you're in for some kinky adventures, with a semi conscious/half aware chick. noneermm 😐😐 haermm crackers

6'3" ermmhappy

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No wonder you're a twig.

I'm only 5'11. 31 ermmnone

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How are you only 5'11", I was that in like 8th grade noneermm

Well generally Hispanics aren't very tall. I'm taller than the average.

And you're 6"3 most likely due to your white bloodline.

How do you know all that about me noneermm

Also I'm the tallest in my immediate family haermm

Because you keep telling me about yourself, and I keep it in a locked drawer for safe keeping. ermmnone

I'm the same height as my dad. haermm 13

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Really? noneermm

Ask your dad what the weather's like down there for me haermm

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Yeah, I even have your home address. noneermm

Four inch difference in height, I'm sure the weather is the same. 13

Send me money. ermmhappy

Smartass. ermmsad

How much? 31

Well it did get a degree in business. oooermm

ONE DOLLAR.

crackers I thought you majored in weed

Send me your PayPal address.

biscuits it was in thuginomics.