Heaven and Hell: Wtf?

Originally posted by DigiMark007
There was a great signature someone made a while ago. It discussed how, given how fast the Flash moves, 2 minutes is roughly equivalent to 2 millenia to him. Then it interposed that idea with a 2-minute commercial with the annoying Pepsi-girl that used to do their commercials.

The crux of the argument was this:
2 millenia of Pepsi girl is WAY worse than any current religion's conception of hell.

I found it pricelessly funny (it was much better in the sig...I have the feeling I butchered it).

Anyway, something to think about. 😉

Originally posted by Bardock42
I could imagine Hell to be a really, really sucky place...if you don't beleive me, get someone to kick you in the balls repeatedly for 2 minutes...

*winces*

Just thinking of that hurt...

Originally posted by DigiMark007
There was a great signature someone made a while ago. It discussed how, given how fast the Flash moves, 2 minutes is roughly equivalent to 2 millenia to him. Then it interposed that idea with a 2-minute commercial with the annoying Pepsi-girl that used to do their commercials.

The crux of the argument was this:
2 millenia of Pepsi girl is WAY worse than any current religion's conception of hell.

I found it pricelessly funny (it was much better in the sig...I have the feeling I butchered it).

Anyway, something to think about. 😉

Hell already happened, it's called the Inquisition....boiling people alive, peeling their skin off, the rack, cutting limbs off, cages, dungeons, starving, decease, unfair justice........etc..etc...All in the name of god...

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hell already happened, it's called the Inquisition....boiling people alive, peeling their skin off, the rack, cutting limbs off, cages, dungeons, starving, decease, unfair justice........etc..etc...All in the name of god...

And now imagine that 10 000 times worse in hell.

Who's gonna do the torturing?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Who's gonna do the torturing?

How should I know. the devil maybe? god? An Archangel? demons? George Bush?

God.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hell already happened, it's called the Inquisition....boiling people alive, peeling their skin off, the rack, cutting limbs off, cages, dungeons, starving, decease, unfair justice........etc..etc...All in the name of god...

Let me show you heaven:

How would you describe your emotional state, if you were to win the lottery? I think you would be in heaven.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Let me show you heaven:

How would you describe your emotional state, if you were to win the lottery? I think you would be in heaven.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Just one thousand times better.

You live in a fantasy world. 🙄

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You live in a fantasy world. 🙄

No, but when fantasizing about Heaven why not go all the way?

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, but when fantasizing about Heaven why not go all the way?

I wasn't fantasying. I was giving real examples of heaven.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I wasn't fantasying. I was giving real examples of heaven.

Of a state that would make one feel good and that you therefore compare to the idea of Heaven....to be more specific.

6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.

Correct Answer: A (Heaven) John merely says you have to believe in Jesus to experience everlasting life, not that you have to follow or obey Jesus.

That was a Q and A to that bible quiz at the beginning of this thread. Ok this is an example when following the bible word for word is a very bad mistake

If thats the same landover baptist church im thinking of, they were the group that held signs up and protested a soldiers funeral. They had a bunch of horrible signs about how this soldier was going to hell and they ahd other signs that said like priests rape boys and the pope is the devil and all of this nasty ridiculous crap.

Nah, the Landover Baptist Church is just a satire, the guys you are thinking of is the Westboro Baptist Church.

Again, who's going to do the torturing? If in scripture it says that hell is reserved for the devil and his angels? Where does that mention us?? And the devil or Satan being an angel, and in scripture it says angels are neither male nor female, how come we call the devil a he, just like we call god a he, (just thought I'd throw that in..)...But who will torture us??..

Originally posted by DigiMark007
There was a great signature someone made a while ago. It discussed how, given how fast the Flash moves, 2 minutes is roughly equivalent to 2 millenia to him. Then it interposed that idea with a 2-minute commercial with the annoying Pepsi-girl that used to do their commercials.

The crux of the argument was this:
2 millenia of Pepsi girl is WAY worse than any current religion's conception of hell.

I found it pricelessly funny (it was much better in the sig...I have the feeling I butchered it).

Anyway, something to think about. 😉

You can go and look it up at its original source, Seanbaby's superfriends page. The proverbial gospel of bizarre and often crass humor combined with the Superfriends. More people should have sigs and quotes from it.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Again, who's going to do the torturing? If in scripture it says that[B] hell is reserved for the devil and his angels? Where does that mention us?? And the devil or Satan being an angel, and in scripture it says angels are neither male nor female, how come we call the devil a he, just like we call god a he, (just thought I'd throw that in..)...But who will torture us??.. [/B]