Top 10 Signs You Are A Christian

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Brutal but true.

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
fear

I liked the list.

Although the full title "Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian" is more appropriate than dropping the term fundamentalist.

That is a brillient list. It is always good to see how satire really cuts away all the fat leaving nothingb but cold hard, reality.

But I guess Regret is right, fundamentalist is the most accurate, but then again they are the loudest, and thus are often seen as the image of Christianity.

Sad, but true true true ! ✅✅✅✅

Yes, and taking over the TV and radio, and lets not forget "chick" tracks....

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

My favorite one🙂

Hmmmm. Interesting.

Originally posted by Soleran
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

My favorite one🙂

CHICK CHICK CHICK CHICK..........AND WHAT IS IT WITH THE NAME CHICK????

hens??

Most of these points applied to ignorant and loudest Christians. However, none of these applied to the Christians God wants us to be. I find it sad that so many Christians do not realize God's purpose and will in their lives.

Originally posted by Soleran
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

My favorite one🙂

Fundamentalist? Sure.

But I have to step back and play devil's advocate for a second (pun intended). I've spoken to "Christians" who don't believe in hell, or plenty of other things we readily attribute to them.

Does that mean they aren't Christian? It probably depends on who you ask. But it's important to remember not to label them quite so much.

Ok, sermon's over (intended again). So yeah, the list was funny. 😉

Originally posted by Nellinator
Most of these points applied to ignorant and loudest Christians. However, none of these applied to the Christians God wants us to be. I find it sad that so many Christians do not realize God's purpose and will in their lives.

[edit] Ah, kinda what he said ^^^^ ...except without all the God's will stuff. 🙂

I could have sworn i've seen this list before here but nevertheless its still fun to read.

My fave:

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

Well the word "Christian" means Christ Like.......NOT Paul like, otherwise it would be Paulian.....and most Christians are not Christ like.......Jesus didn't judge....He taught love....

What was that list doing on craigslist.com????

I love that pic at the bottom

I'M GOD B*TCH!!!!

Originally posted by debbiejo
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
fear

No one speaks in tongues anymore through Christ because everything that needs to be said has been said. And further more people have been attacking the Bible to 2000+ years now and no one has succeeded in defeating it because the Bible is true.

😆 Thats supurb logic.

Actually the only reason its survived is that poeple who didn't like it were executed.

Originally posted by Alliance
😆 Thats supurb logic.

Actually the only reason its survived is that poeple who didn't like it were executed.

Didn't? try again. People who believed in Christ were killed. 11 of the 12 Disciples were killed because of their faith. Many people have tried to destroy the Christian fate and none has succeeded.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
No one speaks in tongues anymore through Christ because everything that needs to be said has been said. And further more people have been attacking the Bible to 2000+ years now and no one has succeeded in defeating it because the Bible is true.