****ing Mockingbird

There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house 🙁

😆 That's pretty funny.

Now hush little baby don’t you cry
Everythings gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady
I told ya, daddy’s here to hold ya
Through the night
I know mommy’s not here right now and we don’t know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise, Mama’s gonna be alright

And if you ask me to,
Daddy’s gonna buy you a mocking bird
I’ma give you the world
I’ma buy a diamond ring for you
I’ma sing for you, I’ll do anything for you to see you smile
And if the mockingbird don’t sing and the ring don’t shine
I’ma break that birdy’s neck
I’ll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every karat
Don’t **** wit dat.
haha

Dont make me bring up a "To Kill a Mockingbird" reference.

Do it!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Dont make me bring up a "To Kill a Mockingbird" reference.

That book is soooo good 😉 , oh, and thats pretty funny about the mockingbird, yet rather creepy 🙁 😄

Atticus Finch. 😐

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Dont make me bring up a "To Kill a Mockingbird" reference.

I hated that book.

I'd shoot it with a water gun 😆

Originally posted by Lana
I hated that book.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house 🙁

Mock (mock)

Ing (ing)

Bird (bird)

MOCKINGBIRD!

Irksome as hell.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I killed a mocking bird. Because of that ****ing mockingbird song.

Mock (mock)

Ing (ing)

Bird (bird)

MOCKINGBIRD!

Irksome as hell.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house 🙁

lol1

Put some poisened bird food ; You didnt force the bird to eat it it dies.

The bird is mocking you....hahahahahahahahaha my god I crack myself up 😐

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house 🙁

Burn the evidence 😊

Originally posted by Mišt
The bird is mocking you....hahahahahahahahaha my god I crack myself up 😐

I have a sneaky suspicion. detective

Originally posted by GCG
I have a sneaky suspicion. detective

Whats that?detective

When I walk out of my front door......I feel like................like Im being watched. detective