****ing Mockingbird

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house 🙁

Get an iron suit that covers your whole body and go outside then wait for him to dive straight at you... 😐 The sucker will turn into a pancake. 😐

Originally posted by Itzak
Get an iron suit that covers your whole body and go outside then wait for him to dive straight at you... 😐 The sucker will turn into a pancake. 😐

I wouldn't know... I try to refrain from eating Chuck Norris. tongue_ss

If you eat Chuck Norris you become invincible. 🥷

I heard he would punch his way out of your stomach. fear

Like a chestburster in Alien? 😖

Something like that... yeah. ermm

Oh no I ate Chuck Norris... scared

*chuck norris bursts open from lord xyz's stomach*

*chuck norris kicks roland in the testicles so hard that they pop*

lord xyz: He had it coming. ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
*chuck norris bursts open from lord xyz's stomach*

*chuck norris kicks roland in the testicles so hard that they pop*

lord xyz: He had it coming. ermm

Roland: 😐

Itzak: 1234

Chuck Norris: noneright

Your mom: noneleft

Originally posted by lord xyz
*chuck norris bursts open from lord xyz's stomach*

*chuck norris kicks roland in the testicles so hard that they pop*

lord xyz: He had it coming. ermm

ouchies. . . now I can't make little Rolands.

Thanks a lot Lord xyz. 😠