****ing Mockingbird

Started by Mišt4 pages

Away put your weapon, I mean you no harmdetective

I can't. It's too big. detective

You are the impossible cry

It's not my fault

Run Luke run!shock

But I can help them! I feel the Force! superman

Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird 😛

Originally posted by $noopbert
Now hush little baby don’t you cry
Everythings gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady
I told ya, daddy’s here to hold ya
Through the night
I know mommy’s not here right now and we don’t know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise, Mama’s gonna be alright
hush little girl
sweet baby dont cry, tonight
daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight
why cant it all be like it was before
how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore

cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores
daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
i think thats why mommy left us, mommy left us

Originally posted by Imaginary
Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird 😛

What if you were aiming at the tree behind it, and accidently managed to strike down the mockingbird, and you were frozen in shock at what you just did, and in that time the bird died?ermm
Cause I wouldnt exactly call that sin...

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house 🙁

throw a big l cd at it

Hire some squirrels to rough it up. See how much it attacks you then. 😖hifty:

Hire Vinny to sex it up, it'll be gone in a flash.

Isn't having sex with a mockingbird illegal to? confused1

youpi

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
throw a big l cd at it
I don't have any man. Illegal downloads 👆

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Illegal downloads 👆

jam

Reported.

Originally posted by bratty_lil_sis
Reported.
Originally posted by Bloigen
jam

haha.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Mock (mock)

Ing (ing)

Bird (bird)

MOCKINGBIRD!

Irksome as hell.

Actually the song goes:

Mock - YEAH
Ing - YEAH
Bird - YEAH
Yeah - YEAH!

MOCKINGBIRD! Everybody have you heard (have you heard?) She's gonna buy me a mocking bird (Mocking Bird) And if that mocking bird don't sing, she's gonna buy me a diaaaamuund reeng! (She's gonna buy me a-)

"Hey those people need a lift too!"
"Pick 'em up!"