Poems

Started by Mujaffa10 pages

Patty cake, patty cake
Baker's man
If your chick's on her period
F**k her in the can

how do I get , how do I get to sleep?
Please let me sleep.
po-po-poetry. that´ll work
"Come sweet slumber, enshroud me in thy purple cloak"
hm. doesn´t even rhyme.
Is that my tea´s made?
Paranoimia paranoi-
I can´t stand tea. " - Art of Noise`s Paranomia

very nice you make yerself

no it is from a group called Art of noise and the song is Paranomia, and it is a data animated charachter called Max Headroom who is singing/chatting

This is a poem about pain..hihi...

Pain is good..
the reason pain is good is:
pain is an ilusion
an ilusion is a dream
a dream is good
thats why pain is good!
Semper Fidelis.. 😎

fine...u guys want a stupid poem?? here:

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marajuanna
jack got high, pulled down his fly and jill said 'i dont wanna'

really old and stupid..but i dont go researching these things like u guys do 🙄

i u want real poetry read this:

Sometimes I am blind, I cannot see. I
cannot find my way. I know how it feels not to
know the reason why. Why do we keep
fighting? There must be a better way. Each of
us is trying to cope to make a better day. The
only entity that travels through time is the
soul. It's hard to release the pressure that keeps
us in the prison of the Crazy Maze. Seek solace
in love.

hehe, cool once!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That f**kin' whore

You always seem to be as cheerful as little bird
You seem to be as free
As a dolphine in the sea
You seem to be someone
Who tries to do whatever she can for her friends
Who has the loyalty of a very young puppy
Who seems to never say one harsh word
Who has the all accepting friendliness of a turtle
But the sad thing is that
Most people who are
Happy a lot of the time
Usualy can be
Extremely sad from time to time
The world has never been an
Easy place to live in for anyone
Yet you seem to do a remarkable job
Of not letting the world get to you
In the end
I hope you’ll never lose your smile
And your delicate touch.

(lemme know what u think btw I know it doesn't rhyme I don't F. care)

made for that one girl you talked about with Natalie on friday?

hmm, don't remember talkin' to nathalie about a girl

but if u mean els, no this ain't for els
this isn't good enough for els

with els I don't have to use assume or hope
with els I KNOW

doubting the name so that's why I used the name "girl"

about the poem... some rather... cliché phrases:
"You seem to be as free
As a dolphine in the sea"

cliché would be using fish instead of dolphine
but the turtle thing is well found

cliché would be using fish instead of dolphine
but the turtle thing is good I think

no worry, I read you the first time 😄

like said; it's not bad

depends

mary had a little bike,
she rode it on the grass,
every time the wheel went round,
a spoke went up her ass!

Little jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie
He shit pepperoni, blew his friend Tony
And wiped his mouth on his tie

lol it's not my fault it's this quick reply thingy's fault

mary had a little lamb,
she walked it down the road,
one day it ate a load of C4,
and she stood and watched it explode!