Poems

Needs a little work on the 3rd line.

why? looks fine to me
not really my kinda poem but nice goin' anywayz

just some thing I made up in my oh, so boring GCSE Maths re-sit class.
any one think of some thing better?

oh! I've got a good one which my sister told me:

mirror, mirror, on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
the mirror smiled and gave a grunt,
not you, you f**king ugly c**t!

Huh, huh, huh, huh you said c**t.

what is so funny about that, corran?

Huh, huh, it's just funny.

who tickled your funny bone? 🙄

Err you!

weird considering I dont think I'm that funny and I dont think the poem was that funny either!

But you posted it thinking it funny, otherwise you would not have done so.

true, but still it wasnt that funny, think about it!

😂 Nope it's still funny.

ok you just carry on giggling to yourself!

there was a mouse called keith,
who circumsied dicks with his teeth,
not for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but for the cheese underneath!

Now that's not funny, it's just disgusting.

😂

A nasty one

😘

lyric:
this is from Kevin Bloody Wilson' album, but I can remember the name of the song:

oi! what times f**king smoko?
what time do we knock off?
I'm busting for a f**king s**t so, wheres the thunder box?
Do we get our daily rolling weed, and six cold cans of piss,
and can any bastard tell me, who's f**king show is this?

ah...ha...

glad to see your amused!

Hickory dickory dock

bin Laden jerked off his cock

the clock went BOM!

we dropped the bomb

and buried the f**k under a huge rock