Sex question.

Started by Bardock4211 pages
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Wrong hole?

Dude, you are the specialist, that should be fun after some time as well.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, you are the specialist, that should be fun after some time as well.

I'm no specialist, I'm a top.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I'm no specialist, I'm a top.

You talk to your bottoms, don't you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You talk to your bottoms, don't you?

It was a joke, just roll with it dear.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
It was a joke, just roll with it dear.

I did.

It's just that all these people say all these things and and and and and, but when it all comes down to Chinatown, the only thing that's left is the simple fact that the boy don't flick your bean, so that's why it hurts. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it. It. It. It. It. It.

Yada, yada, yada...foreplay.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Wrong hole?

😂

Originally posted by Bardock42
What are you going to be qualified in?

Criminology and Sociology

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
the boy don't flick your bean, so that's why it hurts.

I cannot believe you posted that.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Know the feeling. I am qualified but I need at least 3 more years to claim Im qualified with experience. damn experience!

True, true. Still, I guess its for the best, dont want people going off half cocked when someones health is concenered, epecially with insurance the way it is in such fields (or at least in Australia. Thank goodness the chance of having to deal with that is still off in the distance)

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's just that all these people say all these things and and and and and, but when it all comes down to Chinatown, the only thing that's left is the simple fact that the boy don't flick your bean, so that's why it hurts. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it. It. It. It. It. It.

Yada, yada, yada...foreplay.

That's moist advice.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's just that all these people say all these things and and and and and, but when it all comes down to Chinatown, the only thing that's left is the simple fact that the boy don't flick your bean, so that's why it hurts. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it. It. It. It. It. It.

Yada, yada, yada...foreplay.

Haha, I get it...because you said it. And then you said it some more. Funny.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
😂

Criminology and Sociology

I cannot believe you posted that.

Is that fun and how long do you do it for already?

Well, look at that! The flood gates have opened!

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, look at that! The flood gates have opened!

I prefer to think of it the life giving inundation sent by Osiris against which nothing can resist.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, I get it...because you said it. And then you said it some more. Funny.

Is that fun and how long do you do it for already?

I graduated like....20 days ago.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, look at that! The flood gates have opened!

Because of you. You....you....you....you...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, look at that! The flood gates have opened!

Apparently not, I thought that was why it hurt.

Maybe she has a small vagina?

(No offense!!!!)

Originally posted by lord xyz
Maybe she has a small vagina?

(No offense!!!!)

Maybe she has a needle stuck in her clitoris, maybe he boyfriend uses condoms with acid on the outside, maybe....

See where I'm going?...no? WE DO NOT ****ING KNOW. She should jsut search professional help.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Apparently not, I thought that was why it hurt.

I guess I foreplayed prematurely.

I hate it when that happens. Don't I, Bardock?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe she has a needle stuck in her clitoris, maybe he boyfriend uses condoms with acid on the outside, maybe....

See where I'm going?...no? WE DO NOT ****ING KNOW. She should jsut search professional help.

Giggle, giggle, giggle.

(F*ck the f*cking f*ck double-post f*ck!)

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe she has a needle stuck in her clitoris, maybe he boyfriend uses condoms with acid on the outside, maybe....

See where I'm going?...no? WE DO NOT ****ING KNOW. She should jsut search professional help.

If she is unable to comprehand that asking for a sex advice on a movie forum is pointless, and she should, instead go to her doctor, then she is clearly not old enough to have sex.

If she is old enough to have sex, and still asking the same question - we have THE RIGHT to be posting in the thread in the way we do.

I remember this chick's picture - she looked like she was about 12. Okay, I'm done.