Originally posted by lil bitchiness
If she is unable to comprehand that asking for a sex advice on a movie forum is pointless, and she should, instead go to her doctor, then she is clearly not old enough to have sex.If she is old enough to have sex, and still asking the same question - we have THE RIGHT to be posting in the thread in the way we do.
Yeah, I still chose to give her good advise..I guess I could have fun making fun of her too...would that be more appropriate?
Originally posted by botankusThat's interesting because we've all heard about teenagers and pre-teens being pregnant on their first time, yet, adults in their 20s and 30s take forever to get pregnant. There's even some science to prove that people age 10-20 have much better chance of reproduction than people age 20+.
I remember this chick's picture - she looked like she was about 12. Okay, I'm done.
No wonder Egypt's dying out!
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Your good advice is ''we don't know''Our good advice is ''get horny''
Team Non-Bard wins, by a long shot. And don't deny it.
Actually my good advice is "Go to a doctor maybe you have vagina cancer and you rather want to know early before they have to amputate it..." ...except for that I agree with you guys, being horny is good, but more of a general good not a "I have pain when having sex" good, you know?
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You are a moral man, Bardock. A moral man.Please give her some more of your advice...
No, i don't want anymore, I will become cold hearted again....check my signature for further information.
Originally posted by Bun Bun
I know its not that. It has been this way for me sence the 1st time.
I'm no sex expert, but there are many cases where women don't secrete enough vaginal fluid when aroused. ....could be the case with you. There are plenty of solutions if this is the case.
Perhaps, you're not be aroused/stimulated enough?
Originally posted by lil bitchinessHe's hot.
Why do I find you so utterly irresistable and amusing?
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"6x9=42"? I don't get it.Say something about her vagina again. Please.
What is 6x9 ...dude, it's the question to life, the universe and everything...
Anyways, no, I will not talk about her young, tight, juicy (well, or not) vagina anymore..
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd FlooThat was me. 😛
"6x9=42"? I don't get it.Say something about her vagina again. Please.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually my good advice is "Go to a doctor maybe you have vagina cancer and you rather want to know early before they have to amputate it..." ...except for that I agree with you guys, being horny is good, but more of a general good not a "I have pain when having sex" good, you know?
Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe she has a needle stuck in her clitoris, maybe he boyfriend uses condoms with acid on the outside, maybe....See where I'm going?...no? WE DO NOT ****ING KNOW. She should jsut search professional help.
Originally posted by Bardock42🙄
Yes, I totally agree, she should search professional help, instead of asking strangers on the Internet that also lack all the information necessary.
Originally posted by Bardock42😑
No, i don't want anymore, I will become cold hearted again....check my signature for further information.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Anyways, no, I will not talk about her young, tight, juicy (well, or not) vagina anymore..
But, dude...YOU JUST DID!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."YOU JUST DID!"...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I love it when I say things like that.
And this:
"With one hand, motion in a "Come hither"-fashion against the silken hood, and with the other gently molest the little nubin. On the 6th heavnly groan, plunge in and roger her timbers."
Another problem solved.