Sex question.

Originally posted by lord xyz
😬 Why are we fighting?

I don't know..there is no love....no love.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
But, dude...YOU JUST DID!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."YOU JUST DID!"...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I love it when I say things like that.

And this:

"With one hand, motion in a "Come hither"-fashion against the silken hood, and with the other gently molest the little nubin. On the 6th heavnly groan, plunge in and roger her timbers."

Another problem solved.

I think Scorpion should say come hither....the rest is boring.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah!!!!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think Scorpion should say come hither....the rest is boring.

Do you mean a real live scorpion? Or do you mean a dead one, you sicko?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
But, dude...YOU JUST DID!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."YOU JUST DID!"...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Krunk'd, the best part was that before you said all that thing you just did, he actually did say that.

-AC

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Do you mean a real live scorpion? Or do you mean a dead one, you sicko?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Do you mean a real live scorpion? Or do you mean a dead one, you sicko?

What's the difference?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Krunk'd, the best part was that before you said all that thing you just did, he actually did say that.

So, the best thing was what he said, not what I said? I don't understand that...

Originally posted by Bardock42
What's the difference?

Eh, one's dead, Bardock...How's it going to move it's tail if it's dead? Huh? Didn't think of that, did you? Unless you had already planned to use some sort of pulley system with ropes and things...Is that what you planned to do?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Eh, one's dead, Bardock...How's it going to move it's tail if it's dead? Huh? Didn't think of that, did you? Unless you had already planned to use some sort of pulley system with ropes and things...Is that what you planned to do?

What do you mean "plan to"?

Are you the boy that makes her vagina hurt?

Originally posted by Bun Bun
No not yet. It's just weird but I really need to know whats up. I should prolly go in. I just though maybe someone here would know.

sure, who needs a doctor? you can trust us, we're from teh internet!

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Are you the boy that makes her vagina hurt?

Yeah, I'm the boy with the thorn in her vagina....

...and the scorpion. Don't forget about the dead scorpion stuck in her vagina rigged-up to a fancy pulley system. Don't forget about that.

Did you forget about that?

What did you forget about?

What's your name?

Where is yellow?

Why?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
...and the scorpion. Don't forget about the dead scorpion stuck in her vagina rigged-up to a fancy pulley system. Don't forget about that.

Did you forget about that?

What did you forget about?

What's your name?

Where is yellow?

Why?

Ok

Yes

Dunno

Bardock...wait..that's not my name

Near green

Cause it likes it there...

It's times like that I wish I had listened to what my mother told me when I was young....

"F*ck rotten tree stumps, and then spit on old people."?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"F*ck rotten tree stumps, and then spit on old people."?

Could be...

Originally posted by Bun Bun
I'm being serious hense why I'm posting here.

Alright, This is quite embarrassing but It driving me nuts.

Could anyone here tell me why every time i have "intercorse" it hurts badly?

Now I'm not talking about just the 1st few times. I mean everytime. Theres no pleasure for me.. it just hurts.

I would really like if someone had an idea why.

Originally posted by Fëanor
could be you have a cyst. more guess really. that or he's an asian guy called Won Long Dong.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
I'm being serious hense why I'm posting here.

Alright, This is quite embarrassing but It driving me nuts.

Could anyone here tell me why every time i have "intercorse" it hurts badly?

Now I'm not talking about just the 1st few times. I mean everytime. Theres no pleasure for me.. it just hurts.

I would really like if someone had an idea why.

i want that owl for a pet 😍

That poor owl gets used for every phrase up in here. We need to call PETA before he gets tagged with the Droolio smilie after some chick posts a pic that contains cleavage.