Flash vs Hulk

Started by ThePittman53 pages

Originally posted by qqqqqqq
what does 1^10000000000000000000000000000 hits mean to a GOD???
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The One Above All= The Hulk Above All
The presence= The Hulk
My holy God Father=The hulk
I worship The hulk

Originally posted by ThePittman
That would be a great showing for Hulk if he actually could last seconds against the Flash, considering that is forever for Flash. How is Hulk going to "smash" when Flash can hit Hulk 1^10000000000000000000000000000 times a second even before the Hulk could say "H….."?

Flash can't do it or Dc Universe would not have any function

The Hulk fought cosmic being. Flash fights Toyman.

Originally posted by DevilGoblin
The Hulk fought cosmic being. Flash fights Toyman.
you're just a biased hulk hater who thinks that hulk fought cosmic beings. The cosmic beings hold the hulk in the highest order! he's the Hulk Above All! So why is there a need to fight cosmic beings when one word from hulk kills them all, and that is HULK SMASH!

Originally posted by DevilGoblin
Flash vs the hulk ? a man vs a god ? 😆

Flash would last seconds.

The Hulk breaks the battle field in thousands pieces. Flash dies horribly. Hulk still alive because he can adapt to everything.End of fight. Case closed.

Hulk wins any fight.

I don't know whether you are serious or if you are playing the fool at the expense of fanboys, but if you are serious then I doubt there is anything anyone can tell you to dissuade you.

Fact is this .....this is a fight between a man and a god, the only difference being that the deity is the Flash. The Flash is basically a walking talking Deus Ex Machina .....the Speed Force allows him to do nigh anything, ranging from stealing the speed of the entire world (and thus stopping movement and time), accelerating beyond time, hitting something with the mass of a white-dwarf star (in essence, infinite mass), to even using the Speed Force to create energy constructs (similar to those of a Green Lantern, but not green in color).

The only other regular (present or past) characters that are more along the lines of Deus Ex Machina than the Flash are the following:

- Dr. Strange: He can basically pull anything out of his ar$e with that whole magic/magick thing of his, and when things get tougher he simply ups the ante by calling on the Vishanti, or whatever mystical entity/ability his writers decide to call upon.

- Pre-Crisis Superman: PC Supes could do almost anything.

- Several Marvel cosmic types (actually there is a very long list of such types, with abilities that simply are beyond silly).

- Several DC uber types (eg Bat-mite and Mr Mxywhatever playing around with everything to the extent that they even make it out into the real world).

Anyways, having the Flash against the Hulk is a spite thread!

Yes, I know what the Hulk can do, I know about the whole 'anger' thing that is said over and over and over and over again ....ad nauseam.

The thing is that the Hulk wouldn't be able to use any of his abilities against the Flash.
None.

As someone else said, it would be far easier for the Hulk to defeat Superman (not happening in a non-PIS/CIS match) than it would be for the Hulk to defeat the Flash.

It really is that simple.

BY the way ....you said that the Hulk could simply break the battle ground.
Well, the Flash could do one of several things. He could simply move so fast that the Hulk doesn't have the time to form a thought, he could kinetically freeze everything so that the battleground stays the same, or he could simply throw some dust in the air and run on the sand particles (he did that once).

In essence, there are very few characters that can defeat a non-jobbing Flash.

The only ones that can are:

a) Another Deus Ex Machina character ...eg Dr. Strange (he shouldn't, but I'm sure he will whip up some artifact that was created by some ancient Druid to destroy the existence of all people whose names are Barry, Wally and ....throw in the names of all Flashes past and future).

b) A high order cosmic type who will simply do as he/she/it wills.

Someone on the order of the Hulk wouldn't even come close. He need not apply.

Originally posted by ThePittman
That would be a great showing for Hulk if he actually could last seconds against the Flash, considering that is forever for Flash. How is Hulk going to "smash" when Flash can hit Hulk 1^10000000000000000000000000000 times a second even before the Hulk could say "H….."?

You do realize that 1^100000000000000000 is still one right?

My nitpicking done I would like to point out to DevilGoblin that Flash could theoreticaly hit Hulk with the IMP millions of times before the light that had hit Flash when the fight started even reached Hulks eyes. Not to mentions blowing him up by hypervibrating his molecules or stealing all of Hulk's speed so he can't move at all.

Originally posted by spetznaz
I don't know whether you are serious or if you are playing the fool at the expense of fanboys, but if you are serious then I doubt there is anything anyone can tell you to dissuade you.

Fact is this .....this is a fight between a man and a god, the only difference being that the deity is the Flash. The Flash is basically a walking talking Deus Ex Machina .....the Speed Force allows him to do nigh anything, ranging from stealing the speed of the entire world (and thus stopping movement and time), accelerating beyond time, hitting something with the mass of a white-dwarf star (in essence, infinite mass), to even using the Speed Force to create energy constructs (similar to those of a Green Lantern, but not green in color).

The only other regular (present or past) characters that are more along the lines of Deus Ex Machina than the Flash are the following:

- Dr. Strange: He can basically pull anything out of his ar$e with that whole magic/magick thing of his, and when things get tougher he simply ups the ante by calling on the Vishanti, or whatever mystical entity/ability his writers decide to call upon.

- Pre-Crisis Superman: PC Supes could do almost anything.

- Several Marvel cosmic types (actually there is a very long list of such types, with abilities that simply are beyond silly).

- Several DC uber types (eg Bat-mite and Mr Mxywhatever playing around with everything to the extent that they even make it out into the real world).

Anyways, having the Flash against the Hulk is a spite thread!

Yes, I know what the Hulk can do, I know about the whole 'anger' thing that is said over and over and over and over again ....ad nauseam.

The thing is that the Hulk wouldn't be able to use any of his abilities against the Flash.
None.

As someone else said, it would be far easier for the Hulk to defeat Superman (not happening in a non-PIS/CIS match) than it would be for the Hulk to defeat the Flash.

It really is that simple.

BY the way ....you said that the Hulk could simply break the battle ground.
Well, the Flash could do one of several things. He could simply move so fast that the Hulk doesn't have the time to form a thought, he could kinetically freeze everything so that the battleground stays the same, or he could simply throw some dust in the air and run on the sand particles (he did that once).

In essence, there are very few characters that can defeat a non-jobbing Flash.

The only ones that can are:

a) Another Deus Ex Machina character ...eg Dr. Strange (he shouldn't, but I'm sure he will whip up some artifact that was created by some ancient Druid to destroy the existence of all people whose names are Barry, Wally and ....throw in the names of all Flashes past and future).

b) A high order cosmic type who will simply do as he/she/it wills.

Someone on the order of the Hulk wouldn't even come close. He need not apply.

Finally...

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You do realize that 1^100000000000000000 is still one right?

My nitpicking done I would like to point out to DevilGoblin that Flash could theoreticaly hit Hulk with the IMP millions of times before the light that had hit Flash when the fight started even reached Hulks eyes. Not to mentions blowing him up by hypervibrating his molecules or stealing all of Hulk's speed so he can't move at all.

I was hoping no one caught that. 😆
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
Flash can't do it or Dc Universe would not have any function
OK, Flash moves at the speed of light and the speed of light is 299,792,758 m/s, an average human can punch about 3 times per second so if you take the speed of light times 3, Flash can hit Hulk 89,93,78,274 times in one second.

Originally posted by ThePittman
OK, Flash moves at the speed of light and the speed of light is 299,792,758 m/s, an average human can punch about 3 times per second so if you take the speed of light times 3, Flash can hit Hulk 89,93,78,274 times in one second.

I don't think it can be calculated that easily. But I get what you're saying

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I don't think it can be calculated that easily. But I get what you're saying
Yea there are many other factors, but for a ruff estimate it is pretty close.

And how exaclty The Flash would hurt the hulk if neither a time storm beat him ? Flash can't kill the hulk (no way, remember about healing factor) ; The hulk can kill Flash

If the Flash is so powerful, what about JLA ? Dc Universe would not need them, Flash could beat all villains around alone

Originally posted by FearOfBlood
And how exaclty The Flash would hurt the hulk if neither a time storm beat him ? Flash can't kill the hulk (no way, remember about healing factor) ; The hulk can kill Flash

If the Flash is so powerful, what about JLA ? Dc Universe would not need them, Flash could beat all villains around alone

I have three words…

Infinite Mass Punch

The best the Hulk could ever hope for is a stalemate, he can not touch Flash. Even if you go with the idea that Flash can’t hurt the Hulk, he can also steal his speed and he can’t move so he wins just by that or send him to the Speed Force realm and win by BFR.

Originally posted by ThePittman
I have three words…

Infinite Mass Punch

The best the Hulk could ever hope for is a stalemate, he can not touch Flash. Even if you go with the idea that Flash can’t hurt the Hulk, he can also steal his speed and he can’t move so he wins just by that or send him to the Speed Force realm and win by BFR.

If The Flash is so powerful why does he usually fight street level chars ?

Originally posted by spetznaz
I don't know whether you are serious or if you are playing the fool at the expense of fanboys, but if you are serious then I doubt there is anything anyone can tell you to dissuade you.

Fact is this .....this is a fight between a man and a god, the only difference being that the deity is the Flash. The Flash is basically a walking talking Deus Ex Machina .....the Speed Force allows him to do nigh anything, ranging from stealing the speed of the entire world (and thus stopping movement and time), accelerating beyond time, hitting something with the mass of a white-dwarf star (in essence, infinite mass), to even using the Speed Force to create energy constructs (similar to those of a Green Lantern, but not green in color).

The only other regular (present or past) characters that are more along the lines of Deus Ex Machina than the Flash are the following:

- Dr. Strange: He can basically pull anything out of his ar$e with that whole magic/magick thing of his, and when things get tougher he simply ups the ante by calling on the Vishanti, or whatever mystical entity/ability his writers decide to call upon.

- Pre-Crisis Superman: PC Supes could do almost anything.

- Several Marvel cosmic types (actually there is a very long list of such types, with abilities that simply are beyond silly).

- Several DC uber types (eg Bat-mite and Mr Mxywhatever playing around with everything to the extent that they even make it out into the real world).

Anyways, having the Flash against the Hulk is a spite thread!

Yes, I know what the Hulk can do, I know about the whole 'anger' thing that is said over and over and over and over again ....ad nauseam.

The thing is that the Hulk wouldn't be able to use any of his abilities against the Flash.
None.

As someone else said, it would be far easier for the Hulk to defeat Superman (not happening in a non-PIS/CIS match) than it would be for the Hulk to defeat the Flash.

It really is that simple.

BY the way ....you said that the Hulk could simply break the battle ground.
Well, the Flash could do one of several things. He could simply move so fast that the Hulk doesn't have the time to form a thought, he could kinetically freeze everything so that the battleground stays the same, or he could simply throw some dust in the air and run on the sand particles (he did that once).

In essence, there are very few characters that can defeat a non-jobbing Flash.

The only ones that can are:

a) Another Deus Ex Machina character ...eg Dr. Strange (he shouldn't, but I'm sure he will whip up some artifact that was created by some ancient Druid to destroy the existence of all people whose names are Barry, Wally and ....throw in the names of all Flashes past and future).

b) A high order cosmic type who will simply do as he/she/it wills.

Someone on the order of the Hulk wouldn't even come close. He need not apply.

You just said it all before I could. Kudos.

Originally posted by FearOfBlood
If The Flash is so powerful why does he usually fight street level chars ?
Same reason the Hulk does.

Originally posted by ThePittman
Same reason the Hulk does.

probably you have no idea who the Galaxy Master is, or The Stranger or Onslaught or Mephisto or The Gardener or Gladiator or Thor or Abomination or Silver Surfer or Thanos....ad nauseam....

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Originally posted by FearOfBlood
probably you have no idea who the Galaxy Master is, or The Stranger or Onslaught or Mephisto or The Gardener or Gladiator or Thor or Abomination or Silver Surfer or Thanos....ad nauseam....

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imo, flash ain't running away before hulk smash

imho, stranger on g level, does job, mephisto can't beat zarathos, thor will return 🙂

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You do realize that 1^100000000000000000 is still one right?

I didn't even notice that. That's hilarious.

Originally posted by FearOfBlood
And how exaclty The Flash would hurt the hulk if neither a time storm beat him ? Flash can't kill the hulk (no way, remember about healing factor) ; The hulk can kill Flash

If Hulk can't regenerate from atoms, which he might be able to, somehow, Flash can hold all his neutrons still and let the protons vibrate freely. That's sure to mess something up.

If the Flash is so powerful, what about JLA ? Dc Universe would not need them, Flash could beat all villains around alone

I think that's pretty much what happened in Kingdom Come. A Flash sped around the planet constantly preventing crime and accidents and crap. If he did that every day that'd get boring.

Originally posted by FearOfBlood
probably you have no idea who the Galaxy Master is, or The Stranger or Onslaught or Mephisto or The Gardener or Gladiator or Thor or Abomination or Silver Surfer or Thanos....ad nauseam....

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No I do but Flash has fought major villains as well, same with Superman, Thor and so on. The point is if any of these characters always fought to there full potential they would only be fighting cosmic beings all the time.