The Punisher: Whoa, whoa, just calm down nobody needs to get killed lets just talk about this...ok? Are you hurt? Ok let me put some ice on that.
Captain America: Die mutha*****!!!!!!!!
Batman: So a metahuman, a martian and a daxian walk into a bar.....
Originally posted by Big Sexy
Batman "You haven't inspired anyone since you died"
Superman "Shut your punk #ss up before I open a boom tube in space, go back in time, and sleep with your mother the night before she was shot."
Ohhhhh ****!!!!!!!!!
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Box IV: "Corn corn corn! Time to put out the milk cartons for the nice man in the yellow suit. I need a nice yellow suit. I'd look quite dashing. And I probably need to change my name. I mean, I'm the fourth Box there's been....I should at least try to be more original for once. Maybe I'll call myself Super-dude. My dog Woofers McPuff-n-stuff would probably like that. Yes. Wouldn't you like that woofers? Huh? You're a good doggy. Yes you are.....yesh yuu Arrre!"
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The punchline: I just made you guys read that.
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