Quotes you'll never here

actually i though mr. woofer mcpuff-n-stuff was cute 😂

I bet that really is the name of Digi's dog.

😐

Thing-

*damn, my nuts itch*

Originally posted by invisiblewoman
actually i though mr. woofer mcpuff-n-stuff was cute 😂

Don't encourage him 🙁

Originally posted by Scoobless
I bet that really is the name of Digi's dog.

😐

Sampson. But nice try. 😄

...

And 😂 to Mungi for actually knowing who Box IV is (even I don't know).

It's Madison Jeffries 🙁

Originally posted by King_Mungi
It's Madison Jeffries 🙁

Oh god! Not madison Jeffries!!! 😕 who's that again? 😛

Originally posted by "V"
Oh god! Not madison Jeffries!!! 😕 who's that again? 😛

Canadian, you need not to worry 🙁

Originally posted by "V"
Oh god! Not madison Jeffries!!! 😕 who's that again? 😛

....Isn't she umm...guardians wife ?

Originally posted by grey fox
....Isn't she umm...guardians wife ?

No Heather Hudson and him were merely engaged, it broke off when James Hudson returned and he then went onto marry Diamond Lil.

Wolverine: I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is...

so terribly pretty!
😖hifty:

ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry 😮 thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? 🤨 ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... 😖hifty: ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

Originally posted by manjaro
ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry 😮 thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? 🤨 ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... 😖hifty: ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

😐

😆

Apollo: Jenny gives me a boner.

Batman: i was thinking of making my next suit a bit lighter, to support my nicer side...how about in a nice light blue?

Originally posted by manjaro
ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry 😮 thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? 🤨 ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... 😖hifty: ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

I think this the best one so far...but boy is it rude. 😮

Surfer:

"Pass the sunscreen."
"Where're my toenail clippers?"
"Duuude..."

And of course...
"That's right: shrinkage! Cuz it's freakin' cold in space!"

Originally posted by manjaro
ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry 😮 thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? 🤨 ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... 😖hifty: ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

good. god. 😐

hysterical

Originally posted by grey fox
Spiderman : F*ck responsibility , i'm going home....

He did say something like that once or twice. Well, not exactly in those words, but he "went home".

Punisher: "better find yourself a good lawyer, because your ass is going to jail, buddy!"