Quotes you'll never here

Originally posted by manjaro
ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry 😮 thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? 🤨 ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... 😖hifty: ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

omg_smilie shockshocking eww . . . puke

Wonder Woman: "Suck my dick."

Originally posted by batdude123
Wonder Woman: "Suck my dick."

It's supposed to be quotes that you WOULDN'T hear, Batdude.

Bill Clinton: "I never once inhaled .... I was too busy F**king the intern"

Galactus: I'm Full

Superman: I'm no savior.

Spider-Man: My wife is more important than crime fighting. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, read FNSM 1)

Batman "Yes Robin, you do look gay in tights."

Originally posted by Soljer
It's supposed to be quotes that you WOULDN'T hear, Batdude.

lol

Iwas just going to say that... 😆

Anymore?

Superman to Lois "suck it"

Superman to Batman "suck it"

Superman to The Fash "Your faster than me"

Lex Luthor "Got a buffer?"

Apocalypse to Trickster "Let's get it on mortal!"

Hulk to xmeat "I now change name to Huc, I want you superfriend"

Galactus: I'm thinking Arby's.

Originally posted by manjaro
ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry 😮 thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? 🤨 ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... 😖hifty: ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

Black Bolt:Boom shakalaka!

Terrax: I'll think i'll start taking tap dancing lessons.

Captain Atom:I did it,I beat Mary Marvel!!!

Martian Manhunter: (to martian-mind) your funnier than Redatom!

Of course we'd never hear that....he's a fictional character and would never speak in real life.Did you forget your meds again?

😛

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Of course we'd never hear that....he's a fictional character and would never speak in real life.Did you forget your meds again?

😛

i should profile all your punchlines....it'd be a riot...

Well you don't seem to have a life,so you'd have time to collect them.......

durfist

zing...

ahhhh...remember that thread?