Ill continue the Cabin scene, but im not as good as sccch,I have read some of her stories
Jack: Really! What do you think it's implying?
Liz:All i think it implys is that you are obsessed with annoying me!
Jack: i dont think thats what you really think, savvy?
Liz:JACK! I'm not as dishonest as you are!
Jack: Are you calling me dishonest?
Liz:Maybe I am! What are you going to do about it?
back to the isle cruces scene:
Liz: Allright Jack, fine, I'm tired of arguing with you. The compass has been pointing to YOU the whole time. And do you want to know whY? Its your jacket. I'm obsessed with it. It's gorgeous. I want it."
Jack's face falls noticably, and he looks down at his jacket with a wierd look.
"My jacket, love?"
Liz nods stubbornly. "I tried to find one just like it, but no one makes them anymore."
"Thats right, dear. I bought the rights to this jacket. Its unique, like all my other pieces..."
Liz roles her eyes. Jack smiles.
"Well Lizzie, I shall make you a bargain then."
"Another bargain, Mr. Sparrow?"
"I really prefer it when you call me Jack."
"Jack is a monkey's name." Jack gets offended. Liz feels bad.
"I'm sorry Jack. I didn't mean it. Whats your bargain?"
"Well, I just happen to be in the market for something only you can give."
"I'm listening..."
Jack whips off his coat and holds it out to her. "I will trade to you the coat, if you promise to do something i ask."
"You've asked me to do quite a lot recently..."
"I promise, love, after this, I won't ask you to do anything else for... well, at least an hour."
Liz shakes his hand. "Deal". She puts on the coat and Jack notices that she smells it as she puts it on... in a nice way. Norrington, meanwhile, has passed out from drinking too much rum. Liz notices him.
"You know Jack, this rum is really a bit too much for some of the crew. Maybe we should switch to Guinness."
"I support Guinness," Jack replies. "But now its time for my share of the bargain. I want you to pretend, just for a minute, that you and i are engaged. It will be fun!"
"Jack, i thought we'd had this conversation."
"And it didn't end the way you wanted, did it?" Jack asks. Liz sighs. Then suddenly, without warning, she walks straight up to him, puts her hands gently on his face, and kisses each cheek. They look into each other's eyes, Jack's are confused but entranced. Liz looks frightened but thrilled. All of a sudden, they hear a noise... its Will turner coming out of the ocean!!! Oh no!!!
picking up where sccch left off
Jack: More of that "good man" fluff? Really, Lizzie, I thought you knew me better by now. All right, I'm done pretending we're engaged.
Liz: I thought you were having fun.
Will: It was pretend?
Jack: Now we will pretend we are husband and wife and Will is our cabin boy.
Liz: Jack
Will: Cabin boy?
Jack: Fetch us some water, cabin boy. We have a marriage to consummate.
Liz: Jack
Will: Elizabeth
Jack: Will
Will: Jack
Liz: Will
Jack (confused): Jack. No, wait. Where's that water? Come on now, love. We have things to tend to.
Liz: Yes, yes, we do. And cabin boy, make sure there are no little fishies or animal poo in that water. (the two go back to the ship)
Will: Well, I guess I'll go get some wa---- wait a sec!
This is from the scene at the Cannibal island.
Jack: Rum say say eunuch.Snip snip.
Will: Eunuch? Jack I'm begining to think the only reason you call me a eunuch is because YOU are one.
(Jack turns to face him and glares at him,then turns back to the natives)
Jack:Yum yum.
Natives: YUM YUM!!
(Jack walks by Will)
Jack:You get what you deserve.
Will:JACK!