DMC deleted scenes

Different scene so sccch can continue hers/his. Sorry I'm new here, don't know sexes yet, can only guess.

Gov. Swann: Elizabeth! What are you doing in those clothes? And with a tan? And with all those weapons?
Liz: Father, I've been moonlighting as a pirate and I find it fun.
Swann: But, but, you were engaged! Then you broke that off just to be fickle and now you're engaged to some nobody blacksmith! Are you really ready to drop your life in boring middle class to become a poor pirate?
Liz: But, but I found dabloons!
Swann: But you could come home and be a rich girl again.
Liz: Nah
Swann: Grr, you're killin me!
Liz: Look what I pillaged for you (dangles a wig in front of him)
Swann: Oh, Elizabeth! You sweet girl (puts it on and twirls)
Liz: If only all men were as easy.

You want me to add on to yours,or what?

That is F-U-N-N-Y!!!

no, sccch, you do your own. You've got a great thing going and I'm dying to know how it turns out

hahaha that hirlarious!

Well come on peoples!! I need another scene from the movie!...just make a list if you want.I con only stay on for 1 and a half more hours!

um....ok. Do a deleted scene right before "curiosity." We all love playful banter. Gibbs can create some complications. Use your imagination.

oo yeah me likes!

Scene on cannibal island.
An un concious man brought forward

Dog:woof woof bark(unics are yum yum)
Tribe member1:Tic tic eat eat(eat unics?)
Dog:woof bark woof woof(not yet, season them first)
Tribe member2: See see hot hot(start fire?)
Dog:growl woof bark bark(yes)
-unconcious man wakes up yo find himself tied to a pole over a fire-
Man:Not again!(It was Jack)

It probably is stupid,...I tried though!

hahahah i like it! its hilarious!

I was thinking why no one did it about cannibal island!

I like it, too! Okay, sccch. I'll start one and you complete it, how about that? That make cure your writer's block.

Gibbs: Cap'n.
Jack: Oh, what now?
Gibbs: Jack the monkey's missing.
(they hear Liz laughing in the background. she's feeding it and teasing it and having so much fun)
Gibbs: bad luck havin a woman onboard, even one turned pirate.
Jack: Turned pirate, eh? (he grins and walks over to her)

oo me likes!

Jack:I could perform a marryage right here,right...now.
Lizz: Mr Sparrow,I don't think I've had enough rum to allow that kinda talk.
(Jack gives her an annoyed look)
Jack:Lizzy,I'm not drunk and 'm not kidin'.
Lizz:I never said you were.
(Jack sat the rum on the stair)
Lizz:By the way Jack,how did you get your 'intuitive sense of the female creature'?
(Jack just shrugs his shoulders)
Jack:I'nt that gettin' us off topic,luv?
Lizz:Now this is about us?
Jack:Listen Lizz,we are very much alike.

(Then it goes on as in the movie)

Sorry,I didn't have a writers block.Just give me a few minutes to write.

cute!

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I like it, too! Okay, sccch. I'll start one and you complete it, how about that? That make cure your writer's block.

Gibbs: Cap'n.
Jack: Oh, what now?
Gibbs: Jack the monkey's missing.
(they hear Liz laughing in the background. she's feeding it and teasing it and having so much fun)
Gibbs: bad luck havin a woman onboard, even one turned pirate.
Jack: Turned pirate, eh? (he grins and walks over to her)

Jack😖o Lizz,having fun with my old enemy's monkey?
(Lizz pets Jack the monkey,who is on her shoulder)
Lizz:He really isn't all that bad.
Jack: So Lizzy,what do you think about the pirate life?
Lizz😛irate life?
Jack:Well,yer on a pirate ship with pirates on it.
Lizz:I-I don't know,It feels nice not having to live up to expectations.
Jack:Then 'ow 'bout ye stay?

ohh,..cliff-hanger!What does she say!!

wat does she say?!?!?!

oh, please continue!