DMC deleted scenes

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Pintel:You know you can't read
Ragetti:It's the bible you get credit for trying
Pintel:It doesn't count if you pretend! That a mark against...(point to the sky)
Ragetti:How do you know I'm pretending?
Pintel:You have a wooden eye!
Ragetti:I also have a good eye!
Pintel:Then why are you holding it upside down?
Ragetti:That's the way it's read now a days.
(Pintel shakes his head)

lol!

Air! Need, Air!

Ok you all,give me a scene and I'll try to make a deleted scene out of it.

Will, Jack and Liz sailing to the horizon,..

...I'm talking about from the movie.

After the craken eats Jack, who/what does Jack find in its belly?

Jack looks around and sees a skeleton.

Jack: Hey Mate

Jack looks around again and sees other sailors that were eaten.
Jack: So 'ye all have been eaten by 'Beastie' here?
Sailors:Aye

(pause)

Jack: So what do 'ye all do around 'ere?

sailor 1: Pretty much sit here and tell out tales.
sailor 2: So, 'ow did you get here?
Jack: Basically a mutiny.
Sailors😮hhh
Jack: 'orrible one to.
Sailor 1: What happened?
(Jack tells)

Hey,not very funny. I don't think being eaten though is funny.

No, no, keep going, its great!

yeah its really good!

Funny, really! Tell, what the sailors think of the mutiny n' all.

After Jack tells them of the mutiny,the sailors stare at him with their mouth's open.

Sailor 2: I don' think that's a mutiny,mate.
Sailor 1:Yeah,I call 'at luck!
Jack: Well...I-I did sorta enjoy it. I knew she was goin' to do
somethin' ,but I didn' really think of that.
Sailor 1: Capt'n,you should think of yer self lucky.She's an Governors daughter.
Jack: I don' think meself lucky because of what she is.I think meself lucky because I 'ink she loved me too.
(Jack turned around and smiled to himself.)
Jack:I know she did.

LUV LUV LUV LUV IT!!! that was great! keep em comin!

Ok,give me another scene from the movie,and I will.

ok umm...how about when they are getting arrested by Cutler Beckett...can you make a deleted scene out of that?

Do it, sccch! You're doing a great job! Btw, LOVED your last one. We have to at least toy with doing one of them sailing off into the sunset.

Ya that last one is great! I wish you could get Disney to make these for real!

Hmmm.Interesting...ok,I think I got one.

(Will and Lizz keep asking Cutler what the charges are,he ignores them)
Lizz:A REAL 'Lord' would answer our questions!!
Cutler:I beg to differ.
Will:What if we were the ones arresting you,would you want to know the charges?
(Just then about 30 red coats come and surround Cutler)
Cutler:Wha..!
(Norrington steps out of the crowd with his wig and uniform on)
Cutler:ARREST HIM!!
Norrington:I don't think you want to do that.
(The red coats point their guns at Cutler)
Norrington:Take him away.

(Norrington and Will nod their heads in recognition before Norrington disapears)

Beckett got what he deserved there!