Is God...?

Started by FeceMan23 pages

The facetiousness is lost on this one.

Originally posted by FeceMan
It was a question sans question mark. Not much of a statement, really.

Perhaps it was more a a rhetorical question then.

Originally posted by Alliance
Perhaps it was more a a rhetorical question then.

Those still have question marks.

Then it was a rhetorical statement, which is ironic because no statemetn requires an answer.

Originally posted by Alliance
Then it was a rhetorical statement, which is ironic because no statemetn requires an answer.

In general, when something is a statement, it is not phrased as a question.

But yet you answered it.

Originally posted by Alliance
But yet you answered it.

There's a difference between 'replied to' and 'answered'.

likely.

Originally posted by Alliance
likely.

That doesn't even make any sense.

not likely.

You are incorrect: it is likely that it doesn't make sense, not unlikely.

not likely.

Oh-ho, the funny is with this one; he is like Lord Urizen, only instead of saying "You're an Idiot", he is saying "not likely". It is ingenius and of humor beyond compare.

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Originally posted by Spearhead
1) According to the 3 mainstream religions: Christianity, Judiasm, and Islam, God is Male.

um, ok

2) He has no girlfreind. He has no wife. He created without the aid of a female force

um, ok

3) He is Patriarichal. In the Bible, Torah, and Quran he seems to VERY MUCH Favor man over woman.

Perhaps, but then again, who wrote the Bible? God, or the people at the time, who also happened to favor man over woman?

4) All the Angels presented in the Bible are MALE, or atleast most of them are. Now why does God not have female angels ? Is not the purpose of being male to couple with a female ? What's the point of having a gender if you lack the other ?

Angels are spirits rather than people. Perhaps manifestations of God?

5) According to many sources, God doesn't have sex. Why not ?

Perhaps he's asexual in that he's not attracted to either gender.

6) Then again, some say when we have an Orgasm we are recieving the same "creation" feeling God had when he created the Geocentric Universe, and the Garden and all that crap.....so that means God DOES have sex, no ? If so, with who

Some people may say this...does that mean it's true? Moreover, we do not live in a geocentric solar system, which further proves these people to be idiots.

7) Holy Trinity: Father, Son, Holy Spirit. All MALE....hmm....can someone say THREESOME ?

That's right, a father having sexual relationships with his son. Seriously, think before you type.

8) Why did Jesus have 12 MALE Apostles? Why did Jesus get baptized NAKED by his male cousin John? Hmm.......

a) At the time of Jesus and his followers, females had virtually no power or say in anything, and in a crusade where people need to be heard to get a point across, well...need I say more?

b) Nudity = purity

9) Speaking of Jesus, why did he not have a wife? A girlfreind? A fling..why did he spend most of his time with men ? Hmmm........

Does Magdalena mean nothing to you?

10) He created the Garden of Eden......only Gay people make Gardens lol

Keep your idiotic preconceptions out of this. If you can prove to me that every gardner in existance is gay, then I'll concede this point to you.

When I recall the story of Adam and Eve, i recall God making ADAM FIRST.....then Adam asking for someone to prevent him from being lonely. Only THEN did God create woman out of his rib....

If you recall the remainder of the tale of Adam and Eve, you'll remember that the moral of the story is that the downfall of man is woman. Would it then make sense for a woman to come first, or a man?

Does that mean God didn't plan to create women in the first place?

No, because he could have just made Adam another male companion.

Or how about this idea--God has no physical form, and therefore no gender...and therefore this entire topic is irrelevant.

so techniclly..women are the scum of the earth..the utter downfall of mankind..wow i feel so shunned..great..god hates me..we females are nothing more then people who reproduct minidudes! i hope that isn't true

Originally posted by Maple Sugar
so techniclly..women are the scum of the earth..the utter downfall of mankind..wow i feel so shunned..great..god hates me..we females are nothing more then people who reproduct minidudes! i hope that isn't true

It is not true Maple Sugar. God highly values women. You know when God decided to make a woman He did not take a bone from Adam's foot (signifying that she was supposed to be beneath Adam). God did not take a bone from Adam's head either (signifying that Eve was supposed to be above or superior to Adam). God took one of Adam's ribs and made it into a woman (signifying that Eve was supposed to walk side-by-side with Adam as his equal). God is good and God is Love. You are so special to God the Father and the Lord Jesus (as are all women). You all have gifts, talents, and capabilities that men do not possess. Read the Book of Proverbs, chapter 31, it has a lot of positive things to say about a godly woman.

that..what?

He made a lot of good points 😂 but isnt it said that the angels were like niether male nor female, but just a mixture of both?

Originally posted by Penelope
He made a lot of good points 😂 but isnt it said that the angels were like niether male nor female, but just a mixture of both?

Well actually I think that you are confusing a couple of differnt Scriptures. They are:

Matthew 22:30-31
Jesus answered and said to them, “You are mistaken, not knowing the Scriptures nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven. But concerning the resurrection of the dead, have you not read what was spoken to you by God, saying,

Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive

Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
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sniff sniff...that made me so happy 🙂