Is God...?

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
This is such bullshit.....The topic had nothing to do with my other threads...this time I was being serious.

Close this thread please.....

You seriously ponder if God, (a concept you believe to be fictional) could be a vampire (a true fictional concept)? That makes absolutely no sense at all.

Originally posted by Robtard
You seriously ponder if God, (a concept you believe to be fictional) could be a vampire (a true fictional concept)? That makes absolutely no sense at all.

😆

OMG....did you SOMEHOW NOT get the point to the thread ?

I was wondoring why God craves Blood so much, if he is supposedly a non-violent and loving God.

Geez...even FECEMAN understood my point

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
😆

OMG....did you SOMEHOW NOT get the point to the thread ?

I was wondoring why God craves Blood so much, if he is supposedly a non-violent and loving God.

Geez...even FECEMAN understood my point

"This strikes the question....is God a Vampire?" - Lord Urizen

I swear everything this god does is sooooo Pagan.......

Even shedding the blood of a real lamb to take away sins.........It just never ends....... 😖

God is a vampire. Pretty obvious, there is so much evidence. Hell where he sucks their blood after they die and heaven is the people he will turn into vampires, which is why it needs a far lower population.

Originally posted by Nellinator
God is a vampire. Pretty obvious, there is so much evidence. Hell where he sucks their blood after they die and heaven is the people he will turn into vampires, which is why it needs a far lower population.

Explains everything ✅

Originally posted by Robtard
"This strikes the question....is God a Vampire?" - Lord Urizen

It's an expression I use to emphasize God's craving for Blood.....

Originally posted by Nellinator
God is a vampire. Pretty obvious, there is so much evidence. Hell where he sucks their blood after they die and heaven is the people he will turn into vampires, which is why it needs a far lower population.

Originally posted by FeceMan
People in hell are used like cattle.

😆 People on Earth have been use like cattle.

Originally posted by Nellinator
God is a vampire. Pretty obvious, there is so much evidence. Hell where he sucks their blood after they die and heaven is the people he will turn into vampires, which is why it needs a far lower population.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😆 People on Earth have been use like cattle.

Snap.

Originally posted by debbiejo
That would explain the blood sucking going on here.. ...It's training for perfection....lol. 🏴‍☠️

vampire pirates?

must stop them . . . . . assemble the vampire ninjas!

vamps are a myth. so ie bigfoot and area 51.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Like your house.

Snap.

Why? Do you want to come over? 😛 😆

Well, since my threads are all merged into one, let me ask this compounded question:

Is God a Gay Vampire who watches porn ?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
vamps are a myth. so ie bigfoot and area 51.

Not true I met this guy who said that aliens told him about how Bigfoot is being used in vampire experiments at Area 51.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen

[b]Is God a Gay Vampire who watches porn ? [/B]

God is kinda ineffable so why not?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
vamps are a myth. so ie bigfoot and area 51.

Area 51 exist, it's a military compound in Nevada.

Originally posted by Robtard
Area 51 exist, it's a military compound in Nevada.

Isn't the US government's official stance that Area 51 doesn't exist? (although it obviously does)

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Isn't the US government's official stance that Area 51 doesn't exist? (although it obviously does)

It's been declassified for about 10 years now, but still mostly off limits though. It's now known by the much less conspiracy-friendly sounding name "Air Force Flight Test Center".

Originally posted by Robtard
It's been declassified for about 10 years now, but still mostly off limits though.

I see

Originally posted by Robtard

It's now known by the much less conspiracy-friendly sounding name "Air Force Flight Test Center".

Air Force Flight Test Center? Hmm . . .