The Gay Agenda

Originally posted by Bardock42
Your gay point you mean....correction your biased gay agenda point.

That's where the lube comes into play.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
That's where the lube comes into play.

Is that where I bend over so you can convince me?

Originally posted by PVS
lol @ gay point. as he breaths gay oxygen and ponders of what gay food to eat

lol @ the rape of the English language by using "lol @" instead of "... was funny" (or similar phrase in accordance with actual English grammar).

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is that where I bend over so you can convince me?

something like that...it's fun to experiment.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
something like that...it's fun to experiment.

My Preacher says experiments are a tool of the devil to make God look like the hypocrite he is.

Originally posted by Bardock42
lol @ the rape of the English language by using "lol @" instead of "... was funny" (or similar phrase in accordance with actual English grammar).

the english language was asking for it. you saw the way it was dressed

Originally posted by Bardock42
My Preacher says experiments are a tool of the devil to make God look like the hypocrite he is.

well if god created everything, then he created the devil and his tools, right?

Originally posted by PVS
the english language was asking for it. you saw the way it was dressed

Look, every language has the right to dress the way he wants (yes, you raped a male language..how does it feel to be homosexual now?), it doesn't give anyone the right to take advantage of him.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
well if god created everything, then he created the devil and his tools, right?

My preacher says logic is also a tool of the devil and not applicable to God...especially not by non-believers...or homosexuals...or women.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
well if god created everything, then he created the devil and his tools, right?

*all neocons instinctively cover their ears and hum the star spangled banner*

Originally posted by Bardock42
Look, every language has the right to dress the way he wants (yes, you raped a male language..how does it feel to be homosexual now?), it doesn't give anyone the right to take advantage of him.

i was only experimenting.

Originally posted by PVS
i was only experimenting.

Gay.

Originally posted by Bardock42
My preacher says logic is also a tool of the devil and not applicable to God...especially not by non-believers...or homosexuals...or women.

damn that free will clause....it screws everything up.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
damn that free will clause....it screws everything up.

My preacher says free will is not to be taken literal, God meant that our church leaders have free will, while all others have to do what they say.

Originally posted by PVS
*all neocons instinctively cover their ears and hum the star spangled banner*

what songs are the people who cover their eyes and mouth humming?

Originally posted by Bardock42
My preacher says free will is not to be taken literal, God meant that our church leaders have free will, while all others have to do what they say.

oh, so when Jesus talked about free will he was only talking to the 12 guys he was always hanging around with

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
what songs are the people who cover their eyes and mouth humming?

why cover the mouth? its busy humming, and for their eyes,
they just turn to the nearest image of christ suffering and remember that he suffered.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
oh, so when Jesus talked about free will he was only talking to the 12 guys he was always hanging around with

No...not Judas...he knew all along that Judas was evil....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Gay.

*desperately tries to think of a seemingly original way to phrase "i know you are but what am i?"*

YOU'RE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by PVS
why cover the mouth? its busy humming, and for their eyes,
they just turn to the nearest image of christ suffering and remember that he suffered.

Why cover the mouth? Because it might slip and fall on another guys weewee? isn't that called a hummer?