Since I started my last match off with a little ditty (Transformers : You got the touch) I thought I’d try it again….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcIlK5xYpZ0
So without Audi let’s kick things off s
Prep : Ok we start up with Henshaw turning Ray’s Human form Kryptonian , he can do this quite easily with his mastery of Kryptonian genetics and their genetic codes. He also eliminates the k-note weakness from him (again thanks to his knowledge of Krytonian genetcis) Now we have Super-ray !
Proof of that right here
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y1...d/borgflesh.jpg
Cyborg transforms the ‘cyborg’ part of his body into Uru (with the same functions and abilities that it’s always had , it’s just made out of Uru now not kyrptonian alloys) simply by touching Thors hammer he can do this( sort of like creating a construct but only doing it to ones self)
Ray creates permanent skin tight yellow force fields (think Supes bio electric aura ) around all three of his teammates and also bends the light around use making us invisible (More about this from Psy)
BATTLE PLAN
Ok , let’s kick this baby off were invisible so what do we start with ?
Cyborg splits off a few fraction’s of his consciousness and they go off on a ‘round the globe trip’ picking up as much tech as possible . In a matter of minutes…perhaps even A minute they arrives back (boom tube tech picked up from Apocalypse) in the forms of 200 foot tall battle mechs filled to the brim with lasers , sonic weapons , disintegration beams and various other weaponry (Missiles , Machine guns etc etc etc) ..oh and their all tinted a bright canary yellow, even the mech. .
Proof of the ’taking over machinery and multi body’
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y1...ind/Cyborg2.jpg
…and proof of the ability for cyborg to be able to change his ‘form’ ergo color isn’t very difficult.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y1...gchangeform.jpg
Of course our team is still invisible so all the enemy can see are giant ass robots firing upon them , their attacks upon the mechs will be rather ineffective (Yellow tint makes it ‘impossible’ so to speak for the rings to hurt them )
Of course that would only really matter if their rings were of any use to them , you See while this is all happening (or perhaps even before it , it’s all about perceptions you see) those rings have been destroyed
How you may ask ?
Why Thor crushes their hands with his awesome gravity manipulation skills , a few thousand newtons (I believe newtons are how you measure gravity ? ) fall directly upon Maxima’s , Surfers and Hal’s hands.
Their rings are crushed beyond recognition ( Hal simply stamping his reduced it to pieces so this much gravity will reduce it to dust) it will also turn Hals hands into mangled lumps of useless meat ( I and my team mate will give our opinion on how being able to ‘transmogrify’ your Dna into a kryptonians is incredibly difficult let alone impossible , but even if you could you wouldn’t have soaked up NEAR enough sun for it be of any use, remember clark’s powers didn’t emerge till he was in his late teens and he’d been within the suns rays for a HELL of a lot longer then Hal) Surfer and Maxima I’m unsure about , their hands may still be useful..a little sore but aside from that.
Hals sun dip idea while good is also useless as Thor can easily drain the radiation he creates …as could ray ..or even cyborg supes . READY PEOPLE *Soup Nazi voice* NO SUN DIP FOR YOU !
Proof of said gravity manipulation skills (Super Skrull admits he’s ‘Helpless’ against them)
http://img381.imageshack.us/my.php?...blast0043xd.jpg
Of course now their rings are all useless my team decides to split off and deal with their opponents (The mechs attacking when necessary)
Surfer get’s punked by Thor , it’s happened once and it will happen again. A single blast could do it .
Said blast (Note Thor owning both Surfer AND Adam Warlock at the same time)
http://img224.imageshack.us/my.php?...nity23085rc.jpg
Heres Surfer AND Warlock shitting themselves and running like cowards when Thor stops playing
http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?i...nity23166qn.jpg
“Hey Leo I thought part of the corps initiation was for the recruit to be FEARLESS , guess Hal got it wrong again ! “
Thor pwning Surfer AGAIN
http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?i...nity23179av.jpg
To put it quite simply Thor kills Surfer , no ring and no pansy assed ‘power cosmic’ will be able to stop him. Norrin can have as many ‘soul searching’ hippie fest comics as he likes but he will NEVER top the God of Thunder.
Hal is (basically) a human and get’s his head knocked clean off by Super ray or get’s stomped on by a mech or …hell let’s just admit it . The man is about as useful as a chocolate teapot here.
Maxima then get’s owned by Cyborg Superman , Mental powers are difficult to utilise when your being …
A. Shot at by various mechs
B. Trying to use them against a being whose part Machine and part incredibly resistant (Supes has uber tp resistance)
C. Getting gang raped by Ray and Thor (In a non literal sense)
Maxima falls and with her so falls the cosmic caballeros .
Or to put it more simply
1. A few pico seconds into the fight : cyborg splits his consciousness before going on the ‘round the world tour’
2. First few seconds into the fight : Thor crushes their rings.
3. 7 seconds into the fight : Cyborg attacks Maxima and will invariably win being her superior in every sense.
5. 10 seconds into the fight : Thor attacks Silver Surfer killing him within 1-5 minuties
6. ???? Seconds into the fight Ray kills a ‘human hal’
7. 1 minute into the fight : Mechs arrive and start laying a beat down on any living opponents.
We win 😄
