Yes, read it. It doesn't take as long as you think.
picking up where we last left our heroes.
G. Sparrow: Ahoy!
Will: Who says ahoy anymore?
Jack: I think I might know. (peers over the edge of the ship)
G. Sparrow: Followed you half around the world, we did. And what do we see when we find you? Rum in one hand and some eunuch-looking kid with you?
Bill: That kid is my William (runs to him and embraces him)
Will: How did you escape the Flying Dutchman?
Bill: I had a little bit of help from Mr. Grant....
G. Sparrow: .....Mr. Grant. How do you do, my boy? And you (turning back to Jack) Where is this sea goddess that's been giving you so much trouble?
Jack: She's like all women....Mr. Grant. Comes and goes as she pleases.
Will: She'll come back for you, Jack. Boot....Father (Bill looks very touched), Jack has done every trick in the book to condemn me, cheat me
(Jack looks slightly amused, possibly remembering the good ol' days of tormenting Will)
Will: But he's done more good than harm. Davy Jones still might come back, and the whole East India Trading Company has the heart. No one will ever be free until that heart is destroyed.
G. Sparrow: Or placed back inside Davy Jones himself. Either of you two ever play matchmaker?
Bill: There isn't any good in that, Grant. He tore that heart out and swore never to put it back in.
G. Sparrow: But somewhere behind all the tentacles, he still loves her. You can see it plain as day.
Jack: But even if that were true, Calypso, because that is how we should be referring to her since we all saw said sea goddess shed human form, is as untameable as, let's say, the sea. I can think of one way and one way alone to rid us all of her.
(complete silence)
Jack: We kill her.
Bill: Kill a goddess? Couldn't she just resurrect herself? She did that with you and Barbosa.
Jack: Ever tried to raise yourself, mate?
Will: Where is Barbosa?
(everyone looks around)
Will: He must have escaped in Singapore! Wonderful, another person chasing all of us. Elizabeth has already lost her father. How many more people are we going to lose?
G. Sparrow: None if we turn an immortal into a mortal.
Liz (entering): Make an immortal mortal? Who are these people?
Will: Elizabeth, this is my father, William Turner.
Bill: It would be more of an honor if you just called me Bill, Miss Elizabeth.
Liz: And you?
G. Sparrow: Mr. Grant, adventurer turned savior of Bootstrap Bill Turner and at your service. (eyes Jack looking at her) Now, I think everyone could use a meal of some sort, eh? Captain Jack, a word about your ship? Privately?
I don't know. Someone called him Grant on here and I think we all just ran with it.
G. Sparrow: Fancy that, after all these years, you got the Pearl back.
Jack: Fancy that, you show up just when I don't need you.
G. Sparrow: Come on, Jackie. Daddy's here now. He'll get you out of trouble.
Jack: Unless you can call off Beckett and his British houndogs, help me kill Calypso, rid the world of Davy Jones AND restock me with plenty of rum, I don't think you can get me out of anything.
G. Sparrow: So then it sounds that you're too busy for me to be gaining a daughter, eh?
Jack: Is that drunk governor talk?
G. Sparrow: Elizabeth. She is your girl, isn't she?
Tia gave it to them. When it doubt, tia did it.
i just re-read this... guys, seriously. its really good. Some of the liz/jack moments are SOOOO INTENSE... if this really were the movie, we would all faint within seconds.. hahaha
Bootstrap:Well, son i must say you guys are leaving a trail of terror behind you....Sao Feng and earlier on we saw dead men floating in the water"
Will:Hm.....oh yeah, it's so good to see you again.
Will is watching Jack and his father talking.
"If you loved someone so much you would die for them, but they don't love you, and the person they love, loves everything in a skirt, and you know they are only going to get hurt, What would you do?" Will asked as he watched Liz walking the deck watching Jack.
Bootstrap followed the gaze of his son's eyes, he nodded sadly as the pieces of the puzzle fitted together.
He answered slowly "You have a choice, William, you can gain her love and trust honestly, or you can let her live her life and follow her heart. All mistakes we make are lessons learned."
"She's changing more and more, she's not the person i knew. She's becoming more like........like ......a pirate"
Back with Jack and Grant.
Grant: please tell me, i can try help you.
Jack: you wouldn't understand
Grant: What has Tia done...i promise, as a father that i won't tell a soul.
Jack: (looks nervous) she has told me to reunite the eunach and Liz in Holy Matrimony before the end of the week, or i go back to the locker to stay.
Grant: That's easy, unless.......oh! young Miss Elizabeth seems to steal men's hearts.
Jack: it doesn't matter, i can easily get William there but she is set in her ways. What can i do?
Jack turns to see his father gone and at the other side talking to Liz.
Grant: Well, you're marrying the eunach, i mean Will, i hear
Liz: (smiling softly) i'm not sure, things have changed since......(she pauses wonderinr whether she should trust him or not, but decides to) since Jack returned.
Grant: Explain.........