What POTC characters would NEVER say...

does jack sing in the shower? >.< 😄

Oh! Hell yeah he does! He's a singing machine!

Jack (singing in the shower): I am the monarch of the sea....

Liz: Jack?

Jack: I wasn't singing!

Liz: Who said anything about singing?

Jack: No one, that's who! You're move, Sherlock.

lol haha! rofl!

Jack (singing in the shower once again): How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Will: Hey, guys! Listen to this. (crew is outside door listening to Jack sing)

Jack: Oh, how do you solve a problem like Mariiiiiiia?

Crew: How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

Jack(not singing): You guys are a bunch of queers.

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lol!!! rofl! "How do you solve a problem like Mariaaaaa!?" i can totally see/hear jack singing that in the shower! i love that movie!!

😂

Jack: Row row row your boat... gently down the streeeeaaammm!

lol nice! i can see him rowing down to Tia's shack singing that!

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i can also see him humming the indiana jones theme song in the shower! Dadadada! dadada! dadadada! dadadadada!

😂 😂 😂

how bout him humming his own theme? dadadadadadadadadada....

wOOt!

Jack: *playing with a rope like a whip* I'm Indiana Jones! Heeyah! *curls the rope at a beam in the ship and swings around*

hott!

woopie... i'm enjoying this..

nice 2 no

got anymore ideas?

what would liz look like if she started dancing like britney spears...

even uglier than she does now

hey come on tell us what do have against liz? i'm curiouse WHY?

I think she's pretty! 😄

i have nothing against Liz, just Keira

well then why keira? I'm just curiose lol there must be a reason...