A day in the life of Jack, with his own personal translator...
Jack wakes up next to a random wench.
Jack: I had a wonderful time last night.
Translator: Who the hell are you?
Jack is met by Mr. Gibbs
Gibbs: Captain, where have you been?
Jack: Complications arose, ensued and were overcome..
Translator: I had to sleep with a few people to escape.
Jack sees Elizabeth and walks over to her.
Elizabeth: Jack, we need to talk.
Translator: Jack, I'm pregnant.
Will: But how could you kiss Jack?
Translation: How could you NOT kiss Jack, especially when I'm such a puss?
Liz: It was to save us all
Translation: Because if I didn't, I would have killed everyone on here to get rid of that energy.
Will: And do you regret it?
Liz: Some
Translation: Yeah, regretting I didn't do it soon enough.
Originally posted by willofthewisp
Will: But how could you kiss Jack?
Translation: How could you NOT kiss Jack, especially when I'm such a puss?Liz: It was to save us all
Translation: Because if I didn't, I would have killed everyone on here to get rid of that energy.Will: And do you regret it?
Liz: Some
Translation: Yeah, regretting I didn't do it soon enough.
i just had the biggest giggle of my life from this.
that is HILARIOUS.
keep going with it! 😄
Jack: I was mildly surprised when you chained me up.
Translation: I never realized you were so kinky.
Liz: It was a tough decision
Translation: I knew we didnt have time to go to the cabin.
Jack: Did the compass help you decide in the end?
Translation: Did your screaming hormones and raging emotions finally get through to you?
Liz: Oh Jack...
Translation: Shut up and kiss me.
From the actual movie (paraphrased of course. I'm lazy)
Jack: You'll come over to my side. I know it.
Translation: And then from my side into the cabin
Liz: You seem very certain
Translation: And hot, don't forget hot.
Jack: One word, love, curiosity.
Translation: I'm undressing you with my eyes even as we speak.
(some dialogue, cuts down to her not being able to resist)
Liz: Why doesn't your compass work?
Translation: How much do you want me?
Jack: My compass works fine.
Translation: You won't win that easily....yet
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HAHAHAHA this thread is so fun. you are so funny LOL...
Liz: I just thought i'd be married by now. I'm so ready to be married.
Translation: The lingerie i was going to wear was stunning. i'm so ready to get laid.
Jack: You know Lizzie, I am the captain of a ship, and being so, i can perform a marriage right here, right on this deck, right now.
translation: You know sexy woman i cant get out of my head, i am pretty experienced in that area, and the deck of the ship would make the perfect area for us to explore that together.
Liz: no thank you
translation: there are people around.
Jack: why not? we are very much alike you and I... I and you... US...
translation: they wouldnt mind- we both look hott naked.
HA HA HA! I love that Kate!
Jack: We're very much alike, you and I, I and you. Us.
Translation: You want me and you know it.
Liz: Except for a sense of decency and honor, and a moral center, and personal hygeine.
Translation: I'm not taking you right here right now on the ship.
Jack: Trifles
Translations: Even if I dare you to?
Jack: Elizabeth? You know these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin...
Translation: Did my fantasy come to life? Oh, but in my fantasy you wouldn't be wearing anything. I wonder how vulnerable you are right now...
Liz: Jack, I know Will came to find you, where is he?
Translation: Damn, why do you have to be so charming? I'm trying to focus on Will here.
Jack: Darling, i hate to tell you this, but through an entirely unforseeable set of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.
Translation: I arranged the whole affair to my pleasure. Will is a wimp who can't protect himself, much less you.
Jack: Davy Jones?
Translation: You don't have to make up such outrageous stories. If you want to seduce me, just do it.
Norrington: Oh please. Captain of the Flying Dutchman.
Translation: How can Jack use Davy Jones as a pick-up line?! Why does everything he says sound so sexy? Why can't i be more like that?
Elizabeth: All i want is to find Will.
translation: All I want is to find Will so I can dump him and move on to YOU.
Jack: Is that really what you want?
Translation: Can you possibly resist me?
Liz: Of course.
Translation: Uh, I'm trying my hardest to resist you...
Jack: Because I would think you would want to find a way to save Will from his grim fate.
Translation: It's impossible to resist me. If we go on a meaningless side journey to save whats-his-face, I'll prove it to you.
Liz: And you would have a way of doing that?
Translation: Does this involve you and me in your cabin?
Jack: With my compass (opens it and closes it quickly)
Translation: Give her some slack, then reel her in
Norrington: Oh please, a compass that's broken and doesn't point north?
Translation: I'll talk them into having a threesome yet.
Jack: It doesn't point north.
Translation: I do love to entice you
Liz: Where does it point?
Translation: SOMETHING had better be pointing at me right now
Jack: It points to what you want most in this world.
Translation: Something is definitely pointing at you, my dear
Liz: Jack. Are you telling the truth?
Translation: And is it giving me a standing ovation?
Jack: Every word, love
Translation: Not only a standing ovation, it's demanding an encore
Jack: So what you want is to find the chest.
Translation: Because I can't very well make sweet love to you dead
Liz: To save Will!
Translation: Oh yeah.....Will...
Jack: By finding the chest
Translation: Yeah, let's pretend it's about Will right now.
You cant stop. this is OUT OF CONTROL FUNNY. i would be such a depressed person with your humor to make me laugh uncontrollably so all my friends think i am NUTS.
that was the best one yet. I cant even express the sheer brilliance of it. i am laughing my ass off right now, and i normally dont use that word. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
gee i need to stop, this cant be good for my heart....
the threesome line.... OH MY GOSH. LOL. actually ALL OF IT.
please keep going.