What POTC characters would NEVER say...

lol!

Jack: We have our heading!
Gibbs: Aye! Chocolate waterfalls it is!

lol! chocolate...

chocolat...johnny was hot in that movie too,...even tho he wasn't in it that long

haven't watched it... yet.

Jack: Corn.. I like corn. I hate my father because he didn't let me eat chocolate when i was a kid.

dodgy

Jack: beckett is a eunuch, you can't tell
Will: No he wouldn't tell me, that must be dreadful to be a eunuch
jack smiles: I woudn't know,... is it?
Liz: it must be difficult for him.
Jack: not as difficult as having scissors for hands imagine trying to sleep with a lady.

lol!

😂

Jack: *to cookie* I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH A NICE BIG CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM..."

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Liz:*picking a flower of it's petals* I should eat them, I shouldn't eat them, I should eat them, I shouldn't eat them...I SHOULD EAT THEM *stuffs face with cookies*

I 😍 COOKIES

lol cookies!

Transform and Roll out

um....ok. w/e. CORN CHIPS ARE NO PLACE FOR A MIGHTY WARRIER!

Tranform and Merge in to Devastator

ok, I GOT ONE!!!

Jack: CORN CHIPS ARE NO PLACE FOR A MIGHTY WARRIER!

Snakes,WHy did it have to be snakes?I hate Snakes!

because spiders were late for their hair oppointment

Lazy Bastards!

yeah!

Galvatron

Will:i like manly things!

Heman!