Np ^^^
Liz: I'm the type of girl to look you dead in the eye-eye
I'm real as it come if you don't know why I'm fly
Seen you tryna switch it up but girl you ain't that dope
I'm a Wonder Woman, let me go get my rope
I'm a supermodel and mami, see mami
Amnesty International got bankrupt, I'm on top, on lock
love my ass and my abs in the video of "Promiscuous"
My style is meticulous
Liz: If you see us in the club, we'll be actin' real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all night
We ain't hear to hurt nobody
(So give me your treasure, give it to me, give it to me)
Wanna see you work your body
(So give ime your treasure, give it to me, give it to me)
Jack: When Jacko is in the party, everybody put up they hands
I get a half a mil' for my beats, you get a couple gra-an-and
Never gon' see the day that I ain't got the upper hand
I'm respected from The Caribbean, all the way down to Japan
I'm a real pirate and you just a sailor man
You don't top the charts, tell you why, because I do
Pirates talkin' greasy, I'm the one that gave them they chance
Somebody need to tell them that they can't do it like I can
Liz: If you see us in the club, we'll be actin' real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all night
We ain't hear to hurt nobody
(So give me your treasure give it to me, give it to me)
Wanna see you work your body
(So give me your treasure, give it to me, give it to me)
Will: Could you speak up and stop mu-mumbling, I don't think you came in clear
When you're sittin' on the crow's nest, it's hard to hear you from way up here
I saw you tryin' to act cute on TV, "Just let me clear the air..."
We missed you on the charts last week, damn, that's right you wasn't there
If se-sexy never left, then why's everybody on my back
Don't hate on me just because you didn't come up with it
So if you see us in Tortuga, go on and walk the other way
Cause our run will never be over, not at least until we say
Liz: If you see us in the Caribbean, we'll be actin' real nice
If you see us in Tortuga, you'll be watchin' all night
We ain't hear to hurt nobody
(So give me your treasure, give it to me, give it to me)
Wanna see you work your booty
(So give me your treasure, give it to me, give it to me)
LOL anybody know this song? I heard it and I was like "Can you imagine jack liz and will singing it" LMAO
😂
Jack: Why is the corn always gone?
Liz: you ate every single bite Jack. aren't you full?
Jack: No, I'm never full.
Liz: but Jack...
Jack: hand me that bottle of rum.
Liz: We have no rum left. we drank it all.
Jack: why is the rum always gone?
Liz: you drank and ate everything jack and left nothing for us and your crew now you're asking why everything is gone?! *throws him overboard*
dodgy
Liz: A woman should never be selfconscience about wearing a corset it makes your breats look ten times bigger
jack: Keep telling yourself that darling
Jack to Will: Eunuch!
Will to Jack: at least i don't wear eyeliner
Jack to Will: But i still get the girl
Lizzie: i don't want neither of you i like Barbossa he is the only one who is at least mature
Will: whore!
Jack: pirate!
both:Wench! who needs her.
jack: These boots are made for walking thats just what they do one of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you.
Lizzie: oh my god shoes!
Jack: I think you have too many shoes
liz: shut up!
Will: I think you have too many shoes
liz: shut up!
Barbossa: i think you have too many shoes
liz: shut up!!! stupid boys stupid boys
liz: oh my god shoes!
Norrington: i think these shoes are not going to fit i mean your feet are kinda big
liz: uh...uh...uh by the way loser shut up! shut up! shut up!!!!!!
liz: oh my god shoes!
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
Will: If i wear eyeliner like you, do you think anyone would like me?
Jack: no, everyone would think you graduated from being a eunuch and into womanhood.dodgy 🥷 sorry if aneyone's offended... just to be safe... x_grin
sequel:
Will: but you! you wear make-up and no one thinks you're gay!
Jack: It's because I look good in them.
Will: but-
Jack: *faces will* let's face it. you're known as a eunuch, and will stay as a eunuch. wear make-up, and you'll be branded as a woman. *walks away*
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after that...
Will: *rummages in Liz's drawer* Ahhh... *get's make-up and puts it on* Hmm.. it feels liberating... i never felt so alive! *shakes his head as if trying to wake himself up* I mean, i look good in them too like Jack. don't I?
Liz: *walks in* Will what are you doi- Oh my goodness! Will! you're turning into a woman! did you pick up some sort of cursed treasure that made you like that?
Will: *quickly shoves make-up in the drawer* uh.. yeah! let's go with that....
sucks. 🥷