What POTC characters would NEVER say...

Started by Legendary Thor106 pages

ok this infact is what he might say just might not sing it
YouTube video
you might even want to ignore the video,the song is what counts.

lol.

Tia: Against da cold, and da sorrow.

Liz: Psh, I don't need your drink (throws it into her face). Sitting her all high and mighty in your shack!

Will: Liz, calm down.

Tia: No, it's okay. It's okay. Look, you don't want to annoy Tia, okay?

Liz: Talking in the 3rd person? Jack's freakin' dead, you zombie! And you offer me a drink! I kissed the bastard and left him to die and you think your homemade mud is going to make me feel better.

Tia: In da swamp, them be fightin' words

(they put up their dukes)

Gibbs: Chick fight?

Will: Maybe.

Gibbs: Tis a beautiful sight. (breaks down) I wish Jack was here to see it!

Will: Are you crying?

Gibbs: No! I've got something in my eye!

(Tia and Liz tackle each other)

Tia: Time to get a piece of Calypso.

Liz: Listen, b*tch. There's only one character in this series who can get away with dredlocks and bad teeth and his name ain't Calypso!

Kiss the Cook

Originally posted by willofthewisp
lol.

Tia: Against da cold, and da sorrow.

Liz: Psh, I don't need your drink (throws it into her face). Sitting her all high and mighty in your shack!

Will: Liz, calm down.

Tia: No, it's okay. It's okay. Look, you don't want to annoy Tia, okay?

Liz: Talking in the 3rd person? Jack's freakin' dead, you zombie! And you offer me a drink! I kissed the bastard and left him to die and you think your homemade mud is going to make me feel better.

Tia: In da swamp, them be fightin' words

(they put up their dukes)

Gibbs: Chick fight?

Will: Maybe.

Gibbs: Tis a beautiful sight. (breaks down) I wish Jack was here to see it!

Will: Are you crying?

Gibbs: No! I've got something in my eye!

(Tia and Liz tackle each other)

Tia: Time to get a piece of Calypso.

Liz: Listen, b*tch. There's only one character in this series who can get away with dredlocks and bad teeth and his name ain't Calypso!

lmfao!!! that was amazingly hilarious willo! i loved it!

↑↑ I love it too

I love those little arrows ^^

...I loved it too lol "home made mud" L-M-A-O!!! =]

Something evil's watching over you
Comin' from the sky above
And there's nothing you can do

Prepare to strike
There'll be no place to run
When your caught within the grip
Of the evil Unicron

Transformers
More than meets the eye
Transformers
Robots in Disguise

Strong enough to break the bravest heart
So we have to pull together
We can't stay worlds apart

To stand divided we will surely fall
Until our darkest hour
When the light will save us all

Transformers
More than meets the eye
Transformers
Robots in Disguise
Transformers

Autobots wage their Battle
To destroy the evil forces
Of the Decepticons

It's judgment day and now we've made our stand
And now the powers of darkness
Have been driven from our land

The Battle's over but the war has just begun
And this way it will remain til the day when all are one

Transformers
Transformers
Transformers
Transformers
More than meets the eye

Ode to Mina

(Jack recovers after being hit with the oar and goes deeper into the cave. Pintel and Ragetti point their guns at him)

Jack: Par....snip. Par...Oh, I know it.

(The thin one, I always get them confused): Parley?

Jack: No. It's another word.

Pintel: What do you mean?

Jack: It's like parley, but it can get you out of jams by making everyone around you squeal really girly-like.

Ragetti: Wish we could help you.

Pintel: But we need to shoot you now.

Jack: I remember! Nipples!

(Pintel and Ragetti start giggling)

Jack: Glad to be of service, mates.

very cute willo!

ROFL it's hilarious!

😂 hilarious!!! those were all so funny!

Jack: ahh... i can't believe our movie is nearly up...
Will: Yeah... i've been waiting for so long... who will liz end up?!
Liz: I have no idea! oh look, spiderman 3 is on! let's watch and talk about this later...

after the movie..

Will: gah! did you see the pirates trailer!?
Liz: I know! It psyched me up! i can't wait for that movie!
Jack: ah, it was okay... i wonder what will happen to the jack guy though.. he looks cool...

eh? hehehe...

LOL "he looks cool..." FUNNY!

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Ode to Mina

(Jack recovers after being hit with the oar and goes deeper into the cave. Pintel and Ragetti point their guns at him)

Jack: Par....snip. Par...Oh, I know it.

(The thin one, I always get them confused): Parley?

Jack: No. It's another word.

Pintel: What do you mean?

Jack: It's like parley, but it can get you out of jams by making everyone around you squeal really girly-like.

Ragetti: Wish we could help you.

Pintel: But we need to shoot you now.

Jack: I remember! Nipples!

(Pintel and Ragetti start giggling)

Jack: Glad to be of service, mates.

lol NIPPPLES!!

Isla de Cruces, men fight
Elizabeth: No! This is not funny! Enough! (run to the men) Stop!
Men: (don't react)
Elizabeth: Fine. (put off her shirt) Look at me, now!
men: (look at her and freeze)
Will: Elizabeth, how could you do this, you look like a whore!
Norrie: Yes, I must agree.
Jack: I knew it! You came over my side.
Elizabeth: (grabs key) Contunie fight, see ya later (goes away)

^^ lmao!! nice!!

lol!

reporter: so.. Jack.
Captain Jack Sparrow: 'Captain' Jack to you love.
reporter: sorry. Captain.. Jack. What do you think about Elizabeth Swann?
CJS: oh, she's a good lass... but of course.. there's you love...
reporter: Captain, do you have to flirt with every girl that you see?
CJS: Pirate.

^^ lol!! hehe!

hehe

reporter: Will Turner. what can you say about everyone insisting you're a eunuch?
Will: no comment.
reporter: does that mean it's true?
Will: no comment.
reporter: what do you think elizabeth will say if she finds out the truth?
*ELizabeth walks in angrily* Liz: Why didn't you tell me!? and i was about to marry you! *slaps Will*
Will: that.