What POTC characters would NEVER say...

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Cookies + Corn = COOKEDCORN

corn flavored cookies or cookies flavored corn?

It's too hard, I can't choose ... BOTH 😱 drool

DMC, AWE, or CotBP?

ALL THREE!!! 💃 I can't wait for AWE!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WEEEEEEE! *AHEM* you?

Look at the Dancing Bananna!!! Innit it Cute!?

very!!

LOL

I wanna put a pirate hate on the banana!!!

LOL ME TOO, GIVE IT AN EYEPATCH!!!

*hat* lol

and a peg leg? dodgy

LOL Peg Leg... 😆 🤣 😆 😂

lol no peg leg! that reminds me of Davy J.!

We can call it Davy Bananna Jones with an eye patch and a peg leg

it's code will be ~daveyjbanana~

lol.... i'll try to make one when i learn how to make animated stuff lol!

^^ that could work! just put some tentacles on it!

e crew were all in an island looking for the lost sword of Hercules

They come across a sign.
Will: Do not feed the gorillas if you wish to disobey then you will all perish!!
Liz: That sounds freaky
Jack: i don't see any gorillas around so it is no worry now i am hungry anybody up for a bite or have anything to bite?
Barbossa: There is always you Jack *chuckles*
Liz: Stop i have a banana you can have it *peels the banana and takes a bite* here you go
*Jack takes the banana and eats it* finally
Will: Damn you Elizabeth it said do not feed the gorillas!!
everybody turns around and screams

Jack: I was like totally being checked out
Will: Like o my god
Jack: Yeah i know they were like soooo hot too
Will: o no shut up really?
*Jack puts his hands on Will and gives him a little push and put his hair out of his eyes*: okay okay i was like walking checking them out and this lady she soo like saw me and fluttered her eyes.
Will: Shut up no way!!
Jack: way
Will no way
Jack: way
Jack and Will: sqeeee!!!!
Elizabeth rolls her eyes: Men *then gets back to washing the pearls floor*

Jack: Will i..hmhm *he clears his mouth he is hesitating* I have come to realize
Will: yes?
Jack extra fast: i came to realize you are not a eunuch! ha barbossa in your face! i told you i could say it now it's your turn you better pick dare!!!!

Jack: Elizabeth
Liz: yes?
you hear loud noise coming from afar Jack and liz turn around to see what it was
A man in blue and red spider looking costume came webbing his way over to them
spiderman: Don't worry madam i will save you!
He hops down and kicks Jack
Jack: I was only talking
Spiderman: You can never trust these man madam
Liz a bit confused and excited all at once: Who are you?
Spiderman puts his chest up and his hand on his hip like he is someone great and powerful: I am spider man!
Liz: ohhh!
Jack mumbles to himself
Spiderman: Well i have saved the day again
Liz: You are so brave my name is Elizabeth swann and this is well it doesn't matter
Spiderman: Nice to meet you Miss swann
Liz blushes beat red
Spiderman: Well i have plenty of time would you like to ride on my back?
Liz: I love too
*She hops on his back and he webs away leaving Jack standing there alone*
*Jack was holding a pearl ring he was going to give Elizabeth* he keeps mumbling: Get your own movie!

i love you you love me lets go see johnny!
with a pirate premieres and the movie coming out
thats whats love is all about!! ha

this part is willabeth i got it off of reading gone with the wind Scarlett O'Hara

this is set after AWE liz is on the beach
Liz: Being married was one thing but being a widow now life is over forever
Jack mad that she didn't pick him: Frankly my dear i do not give a damn

it was all in my head and i had to let it all out!! hope you enjoyed.

it's awesome 🙂
especially that one with Spiderman

OMG THAT'S ALL SO FUNNY!!!

BRILLIANT 😄

Love the little AWE song lol

they woud never say or shoud i say sing this
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