What POTC characters would NEVER say...

Started by JCapt Jaeh_K.S106 pages

that's. really. really. stupid.

I guess everything that I do will be just because I am me. So, what should I do?

I meant that remark. I mean, first I'm a girl, and that in itself cancels the relatively stupid remark that I'm Johnny Depp...

I'm just an entertainer.. who is 21.. I don't care what I say, which may be bad? But I did care what I said..

I wonder who you think that I am on here.. I wonder if you want to know how I feel.

But what @ what PotC characters would not say......

um, it is bad. you should care about what you're saying, because people don't exactly like it if trash comes out of your mouth, ya know what i mean?

They trash anything that was good.. I've had the opposite problem.

Clear as..

I could have like gone to a funny farm for the opposite problem; I am undoing my brain damage and out of college, work, and quite frankly life.

...sorry, but i didn't understand whatever you meant.

It means I am right. Anyway...

What POTC characters would NEVER say...

it did? well, you could've just said "I'm right, live with it." or something like that so people could actually understand.

It's an active problem that takes place all the time in my world.

uhm, sure. now, please get back right on topic in my thread.

Haha, that is the hard part. That is the earth to reader.

Originally posted by Tramps Lady
oooh....yes.sure😛 nah, it was good😛

lol, thanks for the remarks.. 😛

Originally posted by JCapt Jaeh_K.S
lol, let's go back to what they would never say....

here's a small unrelated to the musical snippet-

Jack: Lizzie, love, are you sure there are more rum down here?

Lizzie points the flashlight down the dark, eerie cellar.

Lizzie: Of course I'm sure! Don't tell me THE captain Jack SParrow is afraid of the dark!

Jack: Give me that... *snatches flashlight, and walks down the cellar*

Lizzie slams the door shut.

Jack: Lizzie?! Lizzie! ELIZABETH! LET ME OUT! NOW! *bangs on the dor of the cellar when the flashlight batteries gave out* Oh bloody hell. LIZZIE!

Lizzie: *puts a huge barricade in front of the door* WAit a second Jack! I'd call for help! It seems like the cellar door closed by itself! I can't get it open! *under her breath* that's what you get for trying to steal my teddy bear...

hehe, random, not really funny, but it is essential to our topic, don't you think? 😉

reposting it, just in case someone else wants to read it... 😄

prequel to this:

WHAT JACK DID TO LIZZIE'S TEDDY BEAR...

Jack: Yo ho... yo ho.. a pirates life for me!

Lizzie: Jack! Are you drunk again?

JAck: *speech slurred* of course not love! *hiccup* what makes you think so?

LIzzie: *pours water onto a small fire on the ship- YES, ON the ship* What the bloody hell are you doing, then?! why ar eyou making a bonfire on the ship! if you burn this whole... ship, you'll get us all killed!

JAck: I'm just... reminiscing.. about the time on the island...

Lizzie: *scoops the soot and ash on the floor* I'm flattered jack, but you really don't have to- *sees something shiny in the ashes- it was a black button* JACK! this.. this... this...

Jack: yes?

Lizzie: THIS IS TEDDY'S EYE! what- what.. what did you do to him?!

JAck: *collapses on the deck*

Lizzie: *tears in her eyes* you... killed... teddy. *looks at Jack menacingly* you will pay... you will definitely, pay!

lol, pointless and not really funny,but it is essential to getting back on topic.. 😄

You are a very entertaining and sexual real-action writer. That's like rare.

LOL!! Love it, Jaeh - teddy bear! ROFL!!! Reminded me of the Gibbs Bear at the end of AWE (*giggle*)

Great job! I'll have an entry soon - the song is called "Kiss My Eyes" if you want a little teaser 😉

who's song is it?

Its by AFI 😄

never heard.. 😄 I'm assuming it's AWEsome?

Its amazing, and soooo sweet 😄

read the lyrics(well, you sent the link so.. 😛)

it's really really sweet... *sigh* sparrabeth! YAY!