Jack: Oi Fengi, can you teach me how to use chopsticks?
Sao Feng: Only if you teach me how to braid my beard, It's so unkept!...and strangely stringy!!!!
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Will: Oh Liz, can you like teach me how to like braid my long healthy locks? Yours are like so totally awesome!
Liz:...sure bro, but you gotta teach me how to kill a man 100 times over, aiiight man?
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Barbossa: Gimme a "B"
Jack: "B"
Barbossa: Gimme an "A"
Jack: Shuttup
Will: "A"
Barbossa: Gimme an "R"
Jack: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrre" you stupid?
Barbossa: Gimme another B for Blonde!
Liz: Someone call me?
Will: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!
Barbossa: Gimme an I!
Jack: I'll give you a punch in the eye
Barbossa: Gimme and "E"
Will: Lizzie I need to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Barbossa: Put it all together and what does it spell?
Jack: MORON!
Will: COOKIES
Liz: I need to go re-dye my hair!
I tried... 😂
Supernatural. I've seen a few of those.
(Elizabeth is on the beach singing)
Elizabeth: I know you/I've walked with you once upon a dream/I know you/the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam...
(Suddenly, all manner of sea creatures become her animal friends. The seagulls and sea turtles are swaying in time with the song.)
Elizabeth: And I know it's true/that visions are seldom all they seem/but if I know you, I'll know what you'll do/you'll love me at once/the way you did once upon a dream.
(Pintel is watching. Still in his pirate garb, he adjusts a bow tie.)
Pintel: Hee hee! Now it's time for me entrance!
(Elizabeth starts frolicking around. The crabs are dancing around her. Pintel comes up from behind her.)
Pintel: 'Ello, poppet.
(She screams)
Yes, what is on Tuesday?
(Jack is struggling with the compass once again. It keeps pointing to his calendar)
Jack: Mr. Gibbs! (waits) Mr. Gibbs! (waits and rolls eyes) MR. GIBBBBBS!
(Gibbs come stumbling in.)
Gibbs: Orders, cap'n?
Jack: Care to explain what this enigma of a date possesses that should make it the object of desire for not only your truly but every member of this crew?
Gibbs: (peers at calendar) Ah! This coming Tuesday. T'was this day a year ago that there was the premiere of the dreaded and yet highly anticipated Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End.
Jack: At Worlds End?
Gibbs: Aye, Worlds End! Ya see, Jack, after the cliffhanger ending of Dead Man's Chest, the Disney franchises requested if not demanded the writers conjure up at least one more movie. They was hangin' them up by their thumbs in as medieval a dungeon as ye coulda imagined, whippin' their backs till they bled red.
Jack: (fighting to stay awake) Uh huh...
Gibbs: So, sick and tired of the torturin' and the starvin,' the two wrote up a movie that was filled with plot holes and strange non sequitors.
Jack: This coming Tuesday, eh?
Gibbs: (excited) Aye, this coming Tuesday!
Jack: Gibbs, AWE came out in May.
Gibbs: Ye sure?
Jack: Any Pirate Lord would have such a fact memorized, which is why I forgive you for your error.