"I'm not insisting on rationalising every single thing in life though. Although it seems like it could be fun. I just want people to realize that there is no evidence to believe that morals are absolute. Sure, maybe the life of someone who believes in God is much fuller and more fun (I don't know), but there's still no evidence for the existence of one."
Well, fallacy one there is believing that there is a desperate need for you to tell people that there is no evidence for good or evil. Again, that is reducing the debate to the nursery. If there was a universal and uncontestable rulebook, the debate would not even exist.
Secondly, like a lot of people in your position, you drag God straight into an argument., What a pointless distraction! Religion is a form of absolutism, but don't imply that absolutism means religion.
Pedanticism won't help you. But it is certainly true that anything you have said I do not understand thus far, you are wrong to say so- I understand absolutely fine. Your argument is very, very basic and there is little to understand. You see, your smart-ass comment 'Get it? No? I didn't think you would' is untrue, and again only further exposes your juvenile attitude to the topic. Argue like a grown-up, please.
And any Relativist who dooes say that an absolutist is being basic is an idiot also. Relatavism is a simpler position than absolutism. All absolutism requires much more thought.
I;ve not been conditioned at all. And sensible proponents of absolutism are also not conditioned. What they are is thoughtful- something here that you lack.