If you want to rob my pad, now's the chance!
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!
How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam? 🙂
Re: If you want to rob my pad, now's the chance!
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam? 🙂
I'll kidnap your landlord, make him give me the plumbing blueprints for the building, and enter through your toilet. 🥷
After a quick shower, I will steal your toothbrush. evillaugh
I'll read the roaches a bedtime story and slip out once they're asleep. Though, not before leaving you a disco-dance video message with your own webcam. scissors
... cuz I'm gangsta and don't give a f*ck. red_bandana
Re: If you want to rob my pad, now's the chance!
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam? 🙂
Hire's a bum to walk in first. Then i bust the window and the Bum gets attacked. While the Bum is being Attacked i Hire another Bum to run past the Cockroach and chew the Webcam into pieces. Then i Hire Beyonce to walk in and stun the Cockroach with her good looks. And i walk in and take everything in your house. And Drive away in your new 2006 Mercedes Benz. 😄
I would feed the cockroach a cookie laced with sedatives, then i would flash the webcam, then put it in the freezer.
Then I'd steal ur porn, put itching powder in your bed, eat all your good food, paint your furniture bright pink and purple, draw all over ur walls in crayon, and steal a part from ur almost broken dvd player to completely break it.
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I would feed the cockroach a cookie laced with sedatives, then i would flash the webcam, then put it in the freezer.
Then I'd steal ur porn, put itching powder in your bed, eat all your good food, paint your furniture bright pink and purple, draw all over ur walls in crayon, and steal a part from ur almost broken dvd player to completely break it.