If you want to rob my pad, now's the chance!

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Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Whoa, this is like Eve eating the apple, you are so full of biblical untertones. droolio
then like Adam would you take a bite from my apple?

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
All I have is beer. Oh wait, here's a Coors Light, it's basically water anyway. 😄

Second that ermm

-Tired Hiker- El Bastardo

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
then like Adam would you take a bite from my apple?

*takes a bite* Now we are doomed! 😱

-Tired Hiker- El Bastardo

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
ok.. so i'll buy you a brocolli...

does your helicopter have insurance?

I have some fake papers in case you get pulled over. And yes, I have a license to carry a concealed piece of broccoli. 😄
Originally posted by silver_tears
Second that ermm
That reminds me of a story. When I was a senior in high school, we were drinking Coors Lights after class at my friend Justin's house. His dad came home and Justin offered him a beer. When he went to drink it he said, "Coors Light, it's like sex on a beach. *takes sip* It's fecking near water." 😆

silver_tears Senior Member

Smart man hm

-Tired Hiker- El Bastardo
Originally posted by silver_tears
Smart man hm

He was an interesting guy. He had like every single National Geographic magazine that was ever printed. It was kinda cool, yet a bit weird at the same time.

JaehSkywalker Possibly here.

what if i wreck the helicopter?

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
*takes a bite* Now we are doomed! 😱
😊 yes this is true for us all.

-Tired Hiker- El Bastardo
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
😊 yes this is true for us all.
😆
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
what if i wreck the helicopter?

It's okay, I have five of them. 😉

JaehSkywalker Possibly here.

5! 😱

*jumps in, drives to the farthest store...*

Syren dreaming

Re: If you want to rob my pad, now's the chance!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!

How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam? 🙂

First of all, I have a key from that other time, you know.

The cockroach loves me, because it's part cock, and all cocks love Syren.

The webcam, well, let's just say I'm a preofessional in front of the camera.

Where's your bedroom?